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Movies you love to hate
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:42 pm
Cold void, don't you dare insult Mel Brooks...lest I kill you in your sleep and harvest your organs.
Speaking of Mels though, everything that Mel Gibson EVER made was despicable trash. Braveheart was pathetically shot, written, and acted; Signs had gaping flaws that rendered the entire plot stupid and useless; The Passion I won't even go into, partly for fear of the Mods' wrath and partly for fear of my stomach's wrath.
Speaking of Mels though, everything that Mel Gibson EVER made was despicable trash. Braveheart was pathetically shot, written, and acted; Signs had gaping flaws that rendered the entire plot stupid and useless; The Passion I won't even go into, partly for fear of the Mods' wrath and partly for fear of my stomach's wrath.
Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:20 pm
lol @ Braveheart: the last scene where they have their epic fight against the English without Wallace?the dude's friend(who he hit square between the eyes with a rock - ouch!)is carrying a rubber axe and you can clearly see it flopping around as he runs - hilarious! and Mel Brooks is a genius,but his movies are dumb - in a very good way,not the obnoxiously sophmoric way those other movies are.
Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:40 pm
I thought you said no arguing...
Oh well.
Braveheart was horrible--but even worse Gibson himself...well, to quote Maddox, he looked pregnant. One wonders why women thought he was gorgeous in that movie...straight women can be so weird.
Signs, aside from being just dumb and tedious, was...flawed. To say the least. For example: An attacking alien race die from contact with water, and yet can withstand all of the moisture in the atmosphere without so much as a blemish.
How the hell does a "genius" think of something so bloody retarded??
Oh well.
Braveheart was horrible--but even worse Gibson himself...well, to quote Maddox, he looked pregnant. One wonders why women thought he was gorgeous in that movie...straight women can be so weird.
Signs, aside from being just dumb and tedious, was...flawed. To say the least. For example: An attacking alien race die from contact with water, and yet can withstand all of the moisture in the atmosphere without so much as a blemish.
How the hell does a "genius" think of something so bloody retarded??
Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:44 pm
haha water!?the world is saved by kids with super soakers i suppose?rofl
the rules:
1.post the titles of movies you hate along with any explanation you might feel is necessary.
2.no flaming others or arguing/debating opinions - no mention of movies that you actually like.if you would like to do that than please start another topic.
i admit to arguing,now you admit to flaming
the rules:
1.post the titles of movies you hate along with any explanation you might feel is necessary.
2.no flaming others or arguing/debating opinions - no mention of movies that you actually like.if you would like to do that than please start another topic.
and Mel Brooks is a genius,but his movies are dumb - in a very good way,not the obnoxiously sophmoric way those other movies are.
i admit to arguing,now you admit to flaming
Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:19 am
"straight women can be so weird"
Mel was gorgeous in Braveheart. A pox on you if said otherwise
Bad films. Hm.
King Arthur was a really, really bad film. I was expecting something like an Arthurian "The 13th Warrior", instead I got a totally mis-cast Clive Owen (who is hunky in a boring-dry-paint of way), terrible battle scenes, ridiculous archery skills, and absolutely no historical references I could buy-into.
Only Ray Winstone was any good lol
And WHAT was Keira Knightley wearing? Put some clothes on love, those straps will leave you with a nasty chill..
Can I mention a good film (imho)? I will anyways :p
Collateral.
Great movie!
Edited by - athena on 7/26/2005 3:20:14 AM
Mel was gorgeous in Braveheart. A pox on you if said otherwise
Bad films. Hm.
King Arthur was a really, really bad film. I was expecting something like an Arthurian "The 13th Warrior", instead I got a totally mis-cast Clive Owen (who is hunky in a boring-dry-paint of way), terrible battle scenes, ridiculous archery skills, and absolutely no historical references I could buy-into.
Only Ray Winstone was any good lol
And WHAT was Keira Knightley wearing? Put some clothes on love, those straps will leave you with a nasty chill..
Can I mention a good film (imho)? I will anyways :p
Collateral.
Great movie!
Edited by - athena on 7/26/2005 3:20:14 AM
Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:16 am
You better stop hating on Ice Age.
Alexander- Do I really have to say anything?
Catwoman- Easliy, one of the worst movies to come out in the past 5 years.
Gladiator- Just think Alexander without the good parts. (I know, what good parts?)
Barbarian Queen- I think Torrente the game had better acting.
Hellboy- Okay so let me get this straight. Satan and a mutant version of Aquaman are going to fight this dude that almost destroyed the world in WWII.
National Treasure- Way too farfetched. And the acting is very cheesy and the story was bad.
Alexander- Do I really have to say anything?
Catwoman- Easliy, one of the worst movies to come out in the past 5 years.
Gladiator- Just think Alexander without the good parts. (I know, what good parts?)
Barbarian Queen- I think Torrente the game had better acting.
Hellboy- Okay so let me get this straight. Satan and a mutant version of Aquaman are going to fight this dude that almost destroyed the world in WWII.
National Treasure- Way too farfetched. And the acting is very cheesy and the story was bad.
Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:22 am
Me too
Harry potter film just some under "WHY DAMN IT WHY"
'Today the guns are silent. A great tragedy has ended... we have known the bitterness of defeat and the exultation of triumph, and from both we have learned there can be no turning back. We must go forward to preserve in peace what we have won in war.' "
Edited by - TrekkieNCC63549 on 7/28/2005 3:23:08 AM
Harry potter film just some under "WHY DAMN IT WHY"
'Today the guns are silent. A great tragedy has ended... we have known the bitterness of defeat and the exultation of triumph, and from both we have learned there can be no turning back. We must go forward to preserve in peace what we have won in war.' "
Edited by - TrekkieNCC63549 on 7/28/2005 3:23:08 AM
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