he needs a special environment for his beard, it has its own ecosystem. to some tiny bits of life evolved from food crumbs, FD is the universe.
blimey life's hard if I'm reduced to FD beard jokes. No Insurance Man, no Rabbit, No observations of the swelling of Arcon's midriff, no P'tang, no rubbish Eraser printers, no Lada Salesman, no Plasticine Dog, even Joy Adamson's disappeared back into the depths of Umboto Gorge - nothing. I've sunk so low as to having to insult Chips to make ends meet and he doesnt get insulted, he just argues endlessly or bogs off. And there's no challenge in taunting children ie everyone under 15 - except Wolfy but he is a *special* case
i'm just going to have to start picking on people at random