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Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:10 am
Men are obnoxious most of the time, or trying to get in our pants. Or trying to get us drunk. To achieve the latter.
No really.
Most lie. Most cheat. Almost all flirt. Most don't call their mothers enough. Most definitely don't treat their partners as well as they could, or spend enough time with their children (if they acknowledge them).
Don't get me wrong. There are 'some' good men out there, but they're usually older than thirty because they've done all the above, realised what j e r ks they've been, then try to make amends somehow (usually by leaving their current partner, finding someone else then lavishing them with attention / gifts).
Well, I do exaggerate a little. But only a little.
From my limited experience, the best way to 'keep' a man, is to:
Feed them
Bed them
Let them watch sport
Note I haven't mentioned what we get out of that kind of relationship (not a huge amount to mention anyway).
And boys.
The best way to keep a woman?
Figure it out. We're a little more complicated than that.
No really.
Most lie. Most cheat. Almost all flirt. Most don't call their mothers enough. Most definitely don't treat their partners as well as they could, or spend enough time with their children (if they acknowledge them).
Don't get me wrong. There are 'some' good men out there, but they're usually older than thirty because they've done all the above, realised what j e r ks they've been, then try to make amends somehow (usually by leaving their current partner, finding someone else then lavishing them with attention / gifts).
Well, I do exaggerate a little. But only a little.
From my limited experience, the best way to 'keep' a man, is to:
Feed them
Bed them
Let them watch sport
Note I haven't mentioned what we get out of that kind of relationship (not a huge amount to mention anyway).
And boys.
The best way to keep a woman?
Figure it out. We're a little more complicated than that.
Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:26 pm
Hehe this i cant resist
The best way to keep a woman: Buy her stuff, do everything she says, clean twice a day
i kid
Edit: Actualy i really should of said this the first time, but i kinda hafta... agree with athena... Luckily i have be gifted not to run into to many of those people
Edited by - DSQrn on 3/11/2005 2:37:47 PM
The best way to keep a woman: Buy her stuff, do everything she says, clean twice a day
i kid
Edit: Actualy i really should of said this the first time, but i kinda hafta... agree with athena... Luckily i have be gifted not to run into to many of those people
Edited by - DSQrn on 3/11/2005 2:37:47 PM
Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:23 pm
@ Athena...wow, it sounds like you've had some horrible experiences with men. But you still don't need to generalize...
Basically, men are different creatures than women. We feel more sexual attraction, are visually stimulated more than women, and are generally lazier. But that doesn't mean that all of us are going to base a relationship on sexual attraction or be selfish pigs in any relationship. There are a lot of men I know who would never dream of being that kind of person in their marriages/relationships.
Basically, I hope that you find a man that you deserve. They do exist *Hugs 
*
Edit:.
Edited by - Wilde on 3/11/2005 6:26:46 PM
Basically, men are different creatures than women. We feel more sexual attraction, are visually stimulated more than women, and are generally lazier. But that doesn't mean that all of us are going to base a relationship on sexual attraction or be selfish pigs in any relationship. There are a lot of men I know who would never dream of being that kind of person in their marriages/relationships.
Basically, I hope that you find a man that you deserve. They do exist
*Hugs *
Edit:
That is true enough, most are older than 30. I know a few who are in their twenties, and none in their teens. But give us time. We're stupid. A couple of decades, and we get the sense beaten into us
...they're usually older than thirty..
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Edited by - Wilde on 3/11/2005 6:26:46 PM
Fri Mar 11, 2005 4:40 pm
hmm.. reminds me of this
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. have sex with him
2. Leave him in peace
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. have sex with him
2. Leave him in peace
Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:23 pm
I did say 'most'.
And I stand (well, sitting) by what I said. I have a lot of male friends, but I know if I say the right/wrong thing, or give too much eye contact, or even just touch someone on the arm (I'm very tactile - hugs are nice) things tend to become complicated.
Then, when I try to explain I like being friends and nothing more, an accusation comes flying back along the lines of; "tease, flirt, stringing-me-along."
Besides, we all have our opinions and that doesn't make us 'stupid' does it? :p
(goes away to get more coffee)
Okay. Decided there weren't enough smileys in my post and I was coming across as a wicked witch-like harridan.
So.
Edited by - athena on 3/11/2005 6:25:31 PM
And I stand (well, sitting) by what I said. I have a lot of male friends, but I know if I say the right/wrong thing, or give too much eye contact, or even just touch someone on the arm (I'm very tactile - hugs are nice) things tend to become complicated.
Then, when I try to explain I like being friends and nothing more, an accusation comes flying back along the lines of; "tease, flirt, stringing-me-along."
Besides, we all have our opinions and that doesn't make us 'stupid' does it? :p
(goes away to get more coffee)
Okay. Decided there weren't enough smileys in my post and I was coming across as a wicked witch-like harridan.
So.
Edited by - athena on 3/11/2005 6:25:31 PM
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