bouncer ( in a nightclub ) = Door supervisor

Another version

Stealing food = Acquisitioning basic requirements.

Housewife = Domestic Engineer

Theft of goverment resourceses: Resource Managment

Toilet Cleaner = Hygene(sp?) Technician

Water Technitian = Plumber



I know I shall meet my fate, somewhere is the stars above, Thos I fight I do not hate, Those I guard I do not love

Politicians embezzelling- 10% Manager fees.

EDIT- WOOHOO! w00t!A Commodore am I!
I feel so proud.

Edited by - ~Corsair#01~ on 9/18/2004 1:07:58 PM

This is my favorite
Ugly people = Uglo-Americans , or appearance impaired


I'm not a big fan of PC because we lose our language. Also we stop using a word because the self-proclaimed arbiters of what is PC say so, and we use the PC term, but it means the same thing. Down the road the arbiters will say we can't use the new word anymore and they'll come up with something new we have to say or else we are branded as a racist ,sexist, homaphobe. I don't like it.


Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!

PC can also be used to create a lot of humour, which is why I'm looking for it

folically challenged: bald

environmental technician=binmen
resourses facilitator=storeman
primary healthcare provision centre=hospital

Decision Decider Device: Coin

Edited by - -=CKC=-redstarpaddy on 9/18/2004 3:44:16 PM

Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual.
Perverted: Sexually dysfunctional.
Serial Killer: Person with difficult-to-meet needs.
Lazy: Motivationally deficient.
Fat: Horizontally challenged.
Fail: Achieve a deficiency.
Dishonest: Ethically disoriented.
Clumsy: Uniquely coordinated.
Body Odor: Nondiscretionary fragrance.
Alive: Temporarily metabolically abled.
Worst: Least best.
Wrong: Differently logical.
Ugly: Cosmetically different.
Unemployed: Involuntarily leisured.
Short: Vertically challenged.
Dead: Living impaired.
Vagrant: Nonspecifically destinationed individual.
Spendthrift: Negative saver.
Drunk: Chemically inconvenienced.
Pregnant: Parasitically oppressed.
Ignorant: Knowledge-based non-possessor.

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@sw: Try this one for your sig:
- "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"
- "Why, yes Brain, but how are we gonna teach the sardines to speak Russian?"



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Careful what you wish for... You just might get it.
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Edited by - Chetnik on 9/18/2004 5:41:54 PM

this reminds me of a time when i tried to make some p.c. insults with a couple of friends....didnt get very far though....