Some observations about gaming
1) When the police are helping you they are ineffective
2) When the police are against you they are deadly
3) When you are badly damaged, you cannot turn or fly fast, your shields won’t regenerate
4) When the enemy is badly damaged they can still maneuver perfectly and their shields will regenerate
5) The computer will freeze or the power go out after you have done a difficult mission but before you can save
6) The police always has unlimited ammo
7) You always run out of ammo when you need it the most
If you forgot to save after a difficult mission you will die
9) It is fun flying through asteroids on afterburners
10) It is fun flying through asteroids on afterburners if the enemy are chasing you, they will fly into the asteroids
11) It is not good to get everybody angry with you
12) No matter how hard you try somebody will always be angry with you
13) The best games will be the most expensive
14) The best games will always be delayed before they come out
15) You will always press the wrong button at the wrong time
16) The joystick will stop working when you need it most
17) It can be difficult to play two different games with two different joysticks
18) The enemy tend to get angry when you taunt them
19) You get interrupted when you are having the most fun
20) Practice makes perfect
What can you add?
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Edited by - Sycho_warrior on 6/19/2004 6:34:15 AM