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Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:16 am
>>>>>>>>Metropolitan News Bulletin<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Dateline: New Dworkia City Hall
The new leader of the Litigators Brigade, a crack group paradrop specialists are now under new leadership (pictured below).
Sources inside the Doge's Security Bureau are very pleased with this new appointment. In tandem with the Mother-In-Law (MiL) infiltration scheme, the new Litigators Brigade will lend support to the MiL operatives and foment further unrest in the homefront through the implementation of judicial obfuscation of ordinary social and marital interactions.
Edited by - Indy11 on 3/8/2004 8:34:37 AM
Dateline: New Dworkia City Hall
The new leader of the Litigators Brigade, a crack group paradrop specialists are now under new leadership (pictured below).
Sources inside the Doge's Security Bureau are very pleased with this new appointment. In tandem with the Mother-In-Law (MiL) infiltration scheme, the new Litigators Brigade will lend support to the MiL operatives and foment further unrest in the homefront through the implementation of judicial obfuscation of ordinary social and marital interactions.
Edited by - Indy11 on 3/8/2004 8:34:37 AM
Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:16 am
More news from Neo-Draconia.
It seems we have run into a problem.
Something called the
UN seems to disapprove of our actions, and is now at war with us.
Our navy has now been completely destroyed in the Sea of Okhotsk.
Japan has overthrown our embassy and has now landed troops to combat our own in China.
A massive land army has engaged our own and defeated it on the outskirts of Warsaw. 90% casualties.
Our Chinese training camps have revolted and allied with the Japanese and are pushing North at an unstoppable rate.
Our forces in the Middle East have been astonishingly successful in defence, and have now built a new Ring of Fire stretching all the way from the North coast of Russia to the bottom of the Middle East, up through the Himalayas all the way to the Bering Strait.
All able troops are to retreat behind these defences. The Overlord has made a public statement-
This may be the greatest threat our nation has ever faced. We must hold ast in our battle for Global Unity. In the future, our children shall be proud! They will know that this mighty nation has stood up the world, in all it's tyranny and evil! And they shall know this- THAT WE WON!!!! *CROWD CHEERS* The next few months will not be easy. We must do all we can to preserve the glory of the great Overlord Corsair(#01) The 1st and the great Neo-Draconian Empire...
We must do all we can. Much of it will not be celebrated in years to come. Many nameless innocents shall litter our battlefields... But we must fight...
And we must win.
It seems we have run into a problem.
Something called the
UN seems to disapprove of our actions, and is now at war with us.
Our navy has now been completely destroyed in the Sea of Okhotsk.
Japan has overthrown our embassy and has now landed troops to combat our own in China.
A massive land army has engaged our own and defeated it on the outskirts of Warsaw. 90% casualties.
Our Chinese training camps have revolted and allied with the Japanese and are pushing North at an unstoppable rate.
Our forces in the Middle East have been astonishingly successful in defence, and have now built a new Ring of Fire stretching all the way from the North coast of Russia to the bottom of the Middle East, up through the Himalayas all the way to the Bering Strait.
All able troops are to retreat behind these defences. The Overlord has made a public statement-
This may be the greatest threat our nation has ever faced. We must hold ast in our battle for Global Unity. In the future, our children shall be proud! They will know that this mighty nation has stood up the world, in all it's tyranny and evil! And they shall know this- THAT WE WON!!!! *CROWD CHEERS* The next few months will not be easy. We must do all we can to preserve the glory of the great Overlord Corsair(#01) The 1st and the great Neo-Draconian Empire...
We must do all we can. Much of it will not be celebrated in years to come. Many nameless innocents shall litter our battlefields... But we must fight...
And we must win.
Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:02 pm
Dear Gromitus, or to give you your new title, Comrade Gromitov, come take your rightful place in the Politburo and Central Committee along with Comrade Locutov and my loyal generals and allies! My special thanks for your donation of remote controlled mechanical trousers as prototypes for our new battle-suits 
as long as they work - no penguins.
now sit back and enjoy the squirming plots of Indy as he endeavours to corrupt the Revolution with MiLs of debatable attractiveness, not rtealising of course that my own MiL is a babe with a crackin pair and a corking figure for her age. This will be the new prototype MiL for the People's Republic (for Party members only of course)
that rather sad breakaway splinter in Derbyshire will go the way of freighterovia, the sad little offshoot in Kent that ended up on the dark side of the Moon iirc.
The Revolution is stronger than ever before.! A new power has risen in the land, it's time is now.. it's name, Isengar.. errr The Union of Tawakalnic Socialist Republics (incorportaing bits of other places)
To awr, my comrades! destroy everyone! Neutralise New Dwork and jam Indy's Seinfeld reruns so he gets depressed and can't think any new taunts! Drop eucalyptus leaves so Tang's marsupials desert him. Exterminate everyone else!
as long as they work - no penguins.
now sit back and enjoy the squirming plots of Indy as he endeavours to corrupt the Revolution with MiLs of debatable attractiveness, not rtealising of course that my own MiL is a babe with a crackin pair and a corking figure for her age. This will be the new prototype MiL for the People's Republic (for Party members only of course)
that rather sad breakaway splinter in Derbyshire will go the way of freighterovia, the sad little offshoot in Kent that ended up on the dark side of the Moon iirc.
The Revolution is stronger than ever before.! A new power has risen in the land, it's time is now.. it's name, Isengar.. errr The Union of Tawakalnic Socialist Republics (incorportaing bits of other places)
To awr, my comrades! destroy everyone! Neutralise New Dwork and jam Indy's Seinfeld reruns so he gets depressed and can't think any new taunts! Drop eucalyptus leaves so Tang's marsupials desert him. Exterminate everyone else!
Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:48 pm
The bullying tactics of Tawakalanism shall be there undoing, only the true revolutionary mind of the Mustantopian shall prevail. The false politburo of Tawakalna is nothing more than a rag tag bunch of splinter factions, held together by nothing more than a thin fabric of greed and corruption. Tis true my loyal followers, the red heart of the Tawakalnian is nothing more than a front for the resource hungry blue blood that flows beneath.
So I emplore you now comrades, to take arms against this regime of corruption and we shall watch from the pedastal of power, while their false prophet weeps in the ashes of his false temple of equality.
Edited by - Mustang on 3/8/2004 2:49:18 PM
So I emplore you now comrades, to take arms against this regime of corruption and we shall watch from the pedastal of power, while their false prophet weeps in the ashes of his false temple of equality.
Edited by - Mustang on 3/8/2004 2:49:18 PM
Tue Mar 09, 2004 6:46 am
>>>>>Metropolitan News Bulletin<<<<<<<<<<
The Bureau of Trade and Commerce announces that a delegation of prominent local business and labor leaders will be visiting Mustantopia to explore the possibility of normalizing relations by means of increased economic investment.
When asked for a comment on the wisdom of entertaining to do business with a non-capitalist regime, the Doge, Indy11, stated that one of the lynchpins of the New Dworkian republic has been a open mind when looking abroad for trading partners. "A New Dworker doesn't care how another country chooses to organize itself and conduct business. A New Dworker only wants to know of he can get along with that other country and work out a business arrangement that will be profitable for both sides."
On a related note, the House of Sheek, New Dwork's latest hottest fashion atelier
has launched its latest "guerille" look for the Summer.
Edited by - Indy11 on 3/9/2004 6:47:26 AM
The Bureau of Trade and Commerce announces that a delegation of prominent local business and labor leaders will be visiting Mustantopia to explore the possibility of normalizing relations by means of increased economic investment.
When asked for a comment on the wisdom of entertaining to do business with a non-capitalist regime, the Doge, Indy11, stated that one of the lynchpins of the New Dworkian republic has been a open mind when looking abroad for trading partners. "A New Dworker doesn't care how another country chooses to organize itself and conduct business. A New Dworker only wants to know of he can get along with that other country and work out a business arrangement that will be profitable for both sides."
On a related note, the House of Sheek, New Dwork's latest hottest fashion atelier
has launched its latest "guerille" look for the Summer.
Edited by - Indy11 on 3/9/2004 6:47:26 AM
Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:06 pm
El Presidente 'Tang is beard strokingly interested in 'normalising relations' with the Republic of New Dworkia. El Presidente has also expressed his interest in the latest "guerille" look for the Summer and would be most pleased if he were given a private demonstration at the soonest possible convenience.
Tue Mar 09, 2004 5:41 pm
>>>>>Official Communique<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>Office of the Commissioner<<<<<<<
>>>>>Bureau of Trade and Commerce<<<<
>>>>>New Dworkia<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>Melody Melliflewis<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>Assistant to the Commissioner<<<<<
Dear Mr. Presidente 'Tang:
I was quite flattered when I found out that you were interested in the new "Guerrille" style swimsuits that one of our most popular fashion houses, House of Sheek, had to offer.
It was beyond my wildest dreams to think that you would like the suit I decided to model for you.
The other girls and I in the Bureau are very excited because the Commissioner just told us that we're all going to visit with you in Mustantopia to talk about a more open relationship between us to give you a close up look at all the swim wear.
So that the girls and I will know what to pack, it would be ever so helpful if your Presidente-ness could arrange for someone to tell us what the weather will be like for the next fortnight.
With much respect and affection,
Melody.
PS. Please don't let the Commissioner know that I used his special communication channel to send this message to you.
>>>>>Office of the Commissioner<<<<<<<
>>>>>Bureau of Trade and Commerce<<<<
>>>>>New Dworkia<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>Melody Melliflewis<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>Assistant to the Commissioner<<<<<
Dear Mr. Presidente 'Tang:
I was quite flattered when I found out that you were interested in the new "Guerrille" style swimsuits that one of our most popular fashion houses, House of Sheek, had to offer.
It was beyond my wildest dreams to think that you would like the suit I decided to model for you.
The other girls and I in the Bureau are very excited because the Commissioner just told us that we're all going to visit with you in Mustantopia to talk about a more open relationship between us to give you a close up look at all the swim wear.
So that the girls and I will know what to pack, it would be ever so helpful if your Presidente-ness could arrange for someone to tell us what the weather will be like for the next fortnight.
With much respect and affection,
Melody.
PS. Please don't let the Commissioner know that I used his special communication channel to send this message to you.
Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:05 am
*UN Emergency Conference*
"This Neo-Draconian Overlord is an insane fool! We cannot tolerate any more of his ruthless invasions"
*10 miles away, a large srteamlined object streaks through the air. Just visible on the side is the slogan "Gas-Man 01"*
"We must work together to pursue world peace at any costs. We must remove this dictator from power!"
*5 miles away, the missile homes in on it's target. The skyscrapers of New York are visible in the background*
"All we can hope for is peace. We must try to negotiate with him! Murder accomplishes nothing!"
*The missile closes on the UN headquarters*
"I disagree, let's---"
A massive explosion covers New York city. A cloud of Nerve Gas spreads outwards...
Neo-Draconian News
Victory!!! We have destroyed the United Nations at its vile centre. The UN has sent us a message of peace. We have accepted. For now.
*OFICIAL NEO-DRACONIAN FOREIGN BROADCAST*
The Supreme Evil Overlord of the great state of Neo-Draconia invites all nations to know this- soon there will be a war. There will be two sides. Neo-Draconia and the United Nations. Any who oppose us will be killed.
Any who assist us will be greatly rewarded. The world will be divided up between the Victors and their allies. We intend to be the victors.
Any who consider themselves to be allies of the pitiful UN will be obliterated in due course.
That is all.
"This Neo-Draconian Overlord is an insane fool! We cannot tolerate any more of his ruthless invasions"
*10 miles away, a large srteamlined object streaks through the air. Just visible on the side is the slogan "Gas-Man 01"*
"We must work together to pursue world peace at any costs. We must remove this dictator from power!"
*5 miles away, the missile homes in on it's target. The skyscrapers of New York are visible in the background*
"All we can hope for is peace. We must try to negotiate with him! Murder accomplishes nothing!"
*The missile closes on the UN headquarters*
"I disagree, let's---"
A massive explosion covers New York city. A cloud of Nerve Gas spreads outwards...
Neo-Draconian News
Victory!!! We have destroyed the United Nations at its vile centre. The UN has sent us a message of peace. We have accepted. For now.
*OFICIAL NEO-DRACONIAN FOREIGN BROADCAST*
The Supreme Evil Overlord of the great state of Neo-Draconia invites all nations to know this- soon there will be a war. There will be two sides. Neo-Draconia and the United Nations. Any who oppose us will be killed.
Any who assist us will be greatly rewarded. The world will be divided up between the Victors and their allies. We intend to be the victors.
Any who consider themselves to be allies of the pitiful UN will be obliterated in due course.
That is all.