The koalas shall crush all opponents!!!
What do you have against Koalas?!??!?!!!
Let's see you fight back when, suddenly, as you're walking along the street, three hundred koalas drop out of a tree, attach themselves irremovably to your face, and eat you alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd pay a team of lexicographers, cartoonists, comedians and scientists to realise the Monty Python thing - the joke that's so funny it kills people who read it because they laugh so much.

"A good pun is its own reword"

Taw - It takes a lot to make me laugh, so they'd better be funny!

Cor - You've definately got Wolfy disease .

Dark - That would be great. We can get some translators and capture Germany!

i'd hire a band and a studio audiance to follow me around and play theme music and laugh, or "awwwwwwwwwwwwww", or cheer at appropriate moments

Kyp

The other day, in study hall, i farted really loud, you know...so the guys would laugh...and i swear it was so hanus that Susie Johnson almost ralphed up her salsbury steak.
it was freakin sweet...

Firstly, id make Freelancer 2.
Then i would try EVE-Online.
Then i would make a game that gives you the ability to do anything.
After that i would buy a website.
Then i would buy a house, and give half of the remaining money to charity.

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After that i would buy a website

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all ya have to do is ask for ****s sake! Somehow I don't think ya need a billion dollars for that one

Ok grom, but who the hell am i supposed to ask?

I've always wanted to own a castle with a moat and a Mclaren F1. That'd pretty well much do me until my plot for world domination started falling into place.

falling apart, you mean

you'd really like a castle? I'd have a hell-fortress surrounded by barbed wire, machine guns, lava moat and winged monkeys to protect me. Of course the defences would be neatly organised into nice symmetrical patterns. And nothing would be dirty.

clean hell-fortress.....hmmm....now there's the name of a goth metal band if I've ever heard one

I'd buy an ISland surround Myself with buitifull women and Gallons of beer, some Money I'd donate to TLR, lots to Home town's School district on the condition that The money be used only for technology, and computer education, and then Buy a few game companies. and a good super comuter to play my games on.

I had a super Ego, but it was pestering me so I killed it.

When I shot it the bullet grazed my soul, and that bled to death too

I'd buy Cray, And ask women out by having them show something during the previews of a movie or by dropping leaflets from a plane.

i'm not nerdy I'm just... uh.... uh... yeah, I'm nerdy.

Edited by - Someone of importance on 3/7/2004 12:40:39 PM

If I had billions of dollars I would walk into fancy stores or art galleries or restaurants dressed like a normal guy, (I wouldn't pretend to be homeless or anything, I'd just wear my normal clothes) and if they were rude to me I'd come back the next day and say, "remember me? I came in here yesterday and you were a ****. Well, I'm a billionaire, and last night I bought this place and now you're fired. Beat it!" Is that juvenile to want to go around and punish snooty people? Would it be wrong to go find out where the people who used to pick on you were and use your fortune to ruin their lives?

Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!!

I've always wanted a castle. Motte and Bailey construction probably. Although I wouldn't say no to more unusual styles.