sorry, i didnt mention i was being sarcastic did i, i forgot you wouldn't realise

Edited by - pSYCHO on 2/19/2004 1:49:12 PM

Best insult.....well I got many, and I do not feel like writing them. But I will post the best insult I ever said to some guy in school. Just to start of, guy thinks he knows everything, and his ears look like a satellite dish.

Thing guy thinks he is always right,
But he is nothing but a big ass satellite
He can show you anything you want,
From MTV to Starz 'n HBO

You would say he is very smart,
As he can pick all the waves and what not,
But he is dumb as you can see,
He does not even know what’s 3x3,

"Prime example of the first half of Newton's First Law."

Every 4 Seconds someone in the world opens a can of Spam. I just post it.
"Last words are for people who have not said enough!" - Karl Marx's last words.

Can't think of any polite insult right now, but I have a patented answer to all insults: "Didn't your mom tell you that it's not good to measure everybody by yourself" (i.e. to use yourself as a gauge). I've never had a chance to use it in English, so I'll have to polish the translation, but you get the idea.


It's better to be a worldwide known drunkard than an anonymous alcoholic!

Hehe, or the old; "No, you're the ...". <-- insert your insult here.

Does "poncey faced little scrot" count as swearing? (you pronounce that "scroat" for those that didn't know)

doesnt sound like swearing to me

There is no objective truth other than schplurg,
Everything is relative to schplurg

i thought you spelt it "scrote"

Are you sure you want to spell it that way? because if you spell it that way, and decide you don't like it, changing it will be a right cafuffle...

lol. I know....want that one

(hmmm...maybe it is scrote)

Fudgeblinker!!!!!!!!

I'm making record time!
If only I had someplace to be...

****** ***** ****** **** you!!!!

did you come to this thread looking for insults???!

Calm your signature down goddamnit, its about 200% larger than it needs to be.

@ff: haha you were wrong, this thread still has yet to be clicked

here's a few old ones from my junior high days (early eighties)
**WARNING SOME OF THESE WILL BE OFFENSIVE AND OR SEXUALLY DERROGATORY**

Puss filled bloody spooge bubble

Salt lick (what we used to call anyone wearing western wear or raised cattle,...you can figure it out from there)

Bumping uglies (a term used to define sleeping with an un-attractive person)

You have kind eyes-(the kind that should be level with my belly button).

You have a great body...ever thought of bringing it with you?
(don't ask me man,...I just heard it once and it struck me as being the most idiotic comment I've ever heard).

Whoa! She could etch her name in glass with those! (anyone wearing a halter top fell victim to this one especially on chilly mornings)

The teacher doesn't need another pet, but I could use a lapdog.