Insults

Sun Feb 15, 2004 6:17 pm by Eh_Steve

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

And I have loads more than that.

"And at least once an episode, EH STEVE will stop by to deliver his classic line: 'EH STEVE!'" - Strong Bad Homestarrunner.com

Mon Feb 16, 2004 1:24 am by Recusant

My best was particular to this fairly ugly kid who was really starting to piss me off. At the time he was chewing on a Mars bar.
"Ugh, Don't do that! It looks like someone taking a sh*t in reverse!"

Mon Feb 16, 2004 1:33 am by Locutov

I think this about says it all
This is some of the vocabulary I use on a Daily Basis, and these are only the weakest words I use, I also use a combination of German, English and other languages

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams

'Cos it's strange innit??, whenever you stand in a Library and go AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
People stare at you, Whenever you do it in an Aeroplane everyone joins in.. - Tommy Cooper

Mon Feb 16, 2004 1:44 am by Recusant

errr.... what's with the references to cancer-patients?

Mon Feb 16, 2004 1:52 am by The Evil Thing

[Resists urge to quote Monkey Island(tm) Insults

You can just call them a Fullham Supporter

(you have to live in the UK to know what I mean)

Mon Feb 16, 2004 2:35 am by pSYCHO

Hehe, Fulham supporter, good one

It's especially funny if they do actually support Fulham.

@Esquilax: The point of this thread is to further peoples insult vocabulary so they can have intersting insults to use, while not having to resort to swearing

There is no objective truth other than schplurg,
Everything is relative to schplurg

Mon Feb 16, 2004 3:41 am by gromit

"gangrenous placenta" often slips out of my mouth amongst a flurry of swearing...but my favourite "non disgusting" insult is...

"you smell of wee and your mum dresses you funny"

lol. Its amazing how you can stun people into silence by using playground taunts

Mon Feb 16, 2004 4:44 am by Tawakalna

"see that pile of rotten snot and pleghm over on the floor there?"
"I have observed this phenomenon..."
"that's your mum's cooking that is. Thats your special birthday tea.."

Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:18 am by [steel]

I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person.

Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:14 am by ~Corsair#01~

Spangly Dexter

I'm making record time!
If only I had someplace to be...

Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:37 am by freighter fighter

corsair, thats not an insult....but i dunno what it is

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams

Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:43 am by ~Corsair#01~

It's the only thing I can think of without swearing you antisocialdisestablishmentarianist.

I'm making record time!
If only I had someplace to be...

Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:57 am by Recusant

*sighs* Corsair, that's not even a real word, is it?

Mon Feb 16, 2004 12:16 pm by Marty

You have to read it a little bit at a time...

antisocial_disestablishment_arianist

but it should be at least two words

antisocial disestablishmentarianist

the latter of which seems to be something about being against an establishment.

... Instead of referring to them by their real name in a conversation, call them whats-his-nose (somewhat like whats-his-face, only more original).

Mon Feb 16, 2004 12:26 pm by Sh|ft

I won't post it, 'cause I'll prolly be banned, but it's really really racist.

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