@ Comrad Taw,

I don't wish to be a party pooper but with all the new provinces, I have founded for you the; Union of Sovjet Tawakalnian Republics, the USTR

They consist of The Peoples Republic of North Staffordshire, The PRNS, The province of Borgia, and the Newly found SPUK, The Sovjet Peoples Union of south Kent.

Thus combines we will have a whole Union at our hands that wish to embrace the Taw way of life

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

I shall form a new army, the order of Fighting Against Repression and Tawaklina ( FART )

Edited by - freighter fighter on 1/2/2004 9:11:46 AM

there is no resistance to the power of the Revolution!

I call all people who are under strain, let us push together, and end the cloud that is the PDRNS! become one with FART!!!!

I object strongly to the portrayal of my dear friend and comrade Marshal Locutov, or "Comic-loc Ali" as he is known to us in the Union Of Tawakalnian Socialist Republics. Locutov is a man of the highest integrity and loyalty who i wouldn't hesitate to send into the very jaws of danger, while myself and the Poliburo observe from a safe distance

leader tawaklina, we FART'ers challenge you to make an appearance at a battle, and fight for your people, insted of goading them with fancy images and words!

or alternativly, drink some 150% proof vodka, from this glass:



all two and a half pints of it!

Edited by - freighter fighter on 1/2/2004 2:14:53 PM

Edited by - freighter fighter on 1/2/2004 2:15:33 PM

I would be glad to but my loyalty to my people and the Revolution is such that I must remain behind as an inspiration, and also to ensure that sufficient amounts of cash are stuffed into my suitcases so that I, err that is the Revolution may go on.

well at least one person got a Utopia out of it (me) "the Taw way of life" <sigh> it has such a lovely ring to it, don't you think? One day the whole world will embrace Taw-ism. Computers won't break, women won't speak, children will be used as firewood, kittens will be ambulance drivers. Under Taw all things will be created anew. I will also make Celine Dion a criminal offence, and marry Cher.



Edited by - Tawakalna on 1/2/2004 2:21:57 PM

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He's gone mad with power, like that Albert Schwitzer guy - Moe

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I told you that there was a Simpson's quote for every occasion, didn't I?

Esquilax

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Ach, ye speak like a poet, but ye punch like one too! - Willy

Yes Comrad Taw

Under your Command, The Taw Way of Life is a better thing

Comrad Esquilax, You did well obeying my orders, and blowing up the factory
Now all they have left is that small sausage factory in Tanganyika ()

to all Comrads, The USTR is growing well both in Defense as in Economics
Latest Reports of the frontline is that all is quiet, all troops have been ordered at full readiness (Code Purple-with-Yellow-Dots) in acase those Imperialistic Mustantopian Dogs try anything Comrad Commisar Indyinski have your men formulated that Spy plan yet??

Regards
Marshall Commisar Locutov
Commander-in-Chief of the USTR Armies under His Reverance Comrad Taw
Governor of the province of Borgia, Part of the USTR motherland

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

<Communique from the Emperor>

Dear Citizens of the Empire,

I am writing to you from the war bunker deep below Mount RILMS.
It has become obvious that the war between the great powers has left both lands ravaged by war and they are now unable to sustain life due to the massive radiation left behind by the Nuclear Cows and bizarre PDRNS weaponry. It is therefore imperitive that Mustantopia must be moved to new lands away from the Utopian province. Therefore I request that all citizens of the Empire sign over there savings and hand in any jewllery to your local constabulatory. This will then be redistributed by the Imperial remnant to establish a new Mustantopian colony in a new land. Once the glorious Empire is rebuilt and complete I will...erm...send for the rest of you.

For those of you remaining in Old Mustantopia, I hereforth am initiating the Mustanopian scorched earth policy. It is your Imperial duty to ensure that no usuable facilities are left standing, if the PDRNS are intent on conquering the remains of Mustantopia, then let them conquer nothing but rubble.

Please remember to deposit your valuables at your local authority otherwise the Empire will...umm...falter in it's new land, yes that'll do.

Yours sincerely

His Royal Highness
Emperor Mustang



Edited by - Mustang on 1/2/2004 5:24:10 PM

Propaganda sent by the USTR

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It is therefore imperitive that Mustantopia must be moved to new lands away from the Utopian province. Therefore I request that all citizens of the Empire sign over there savings and hand in any jewllery to your local constabulatory. This will then be redistributed by the Imperial remnant to establish a new Mustantopian colony in a new land. Once the glorious Empire is rebuilt and complete I will...erm...send for the rest of you.

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Citizens and Comrades in Mustantopia do not believe this man, if you want to sign over your entire lifesavings to this maniacal emperor, by all means do, but if you want to come over to the USTR, where your money has no means, no value, you will do it for the love of your fellow Comrads, not for the money of that Dog that is your emperor, also you get free insurances, and your wager will be payed by more interesting means....,
We, the people of the USTR , just wanted to live our lives until your Emperor Cowardly Attacked our Way of Life, Come over to the Taw Way of life, Embrace the Standards of the USTR, They are high, we know no poverty, we know no insane wealth, the people here are happy, there is no difference here between a doctor and a streetsweeper. In the USTR you will all be treated equal, as humans, something of which your Emperial Dog Has never heard of

Your Comrad Locutov

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

<COMMUNIQUE>

Comrade Locutov, I have been assisting Commisar Indyinski's Political Officer Corp in their attempts to infiltrate Mustantopia. Due to new surgical techniques, vocal training, and substantial genetic alteration, one of our best agents code-named "Borgov", has suceeded in infiltrating the last Mustantopian-held town at the base of Mount RILMS. It is hoped that he will discover the hidden bunker in which the decadent Emperor of Mustantopia now resides.


All hail the Motherland!

Esquilaxiov.

Head of Ministry of Science, Technology & Weapons Development.

Edited by - esquilax on 1/3/2004 12:06:18 AM

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It is hoped that he will discover the hidden bunker in which the decadent Emperor of Mustantopia now resides.

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Ha! You'll never get past my impenetrable styrofoam brick!

@Mustang: Your Imperial Highness, as per your request, new funds are being gathered. I personally will sell all my enormous stacks of empty bottles to contribute to the cause. In addition to that, random secret robberies of PDRNS treasury are taking place with unexpected success. The Empire shall arise anew, even more powerful than it had been.

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"