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Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 4:42 pm

The moon has now accelerated in its descent and is now 30 minutes away, unless you call off the attacks

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:05 pm

Everything is going exactly as the exhalted brothers of the Knighthood have forseen it. Continue with the attacks Captain, the falling moon is of no concern. When it arrives it shall provide an excellent resource of green cheese.

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:10 pm

i am now safe in new DUSK, in the orion system, enjoy your MAD

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:12 pm

Do you even know what MAD is?

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:31 pm

This is the Moment We have all been waiting for.

Comrads STRIKE....... NOW!!!

*The full force of The PRNS Army Strikes, Totally obliterating the combined armies of Mustantopia and Factorovia, Leaving them with nothing more then a couple of reservist divisions, a small factory and a crippled airforce*

Comrads, We are victorious, General Orillion, for your brave heroics and tactical insight in this battle I appoint you head of the PRNS reservist division, you will have 10,000,000 men at your disposal,

Comrad Taw (or should I say Uncle Taw ) we are victorious, we have disposed of the coward attack viciously and without mercy, the enemy is as we speak licking their wounds and trying to raise a new army.

(P.S. as the Chairman of DUSK is out of town DUSK is to be annexed with glorious motherlands of PRNS)

With regards,
Comrad Locutov
Commander in Chief of the PRNS forces under Comrad Taw
Governor of the province of Borgia

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-


Edited by - Locutus on 1/1/2004 6:14:20 PM

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:34 pm

Mutually assured destruction...loc, not only am i away from dusk, so is all of dusk, its just a wastland now

Edited by - freighter fighter on 1/1/2004 5:40:53 PM

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:13 pm


This is the Moment We have all been waiting for.

Comrads STRIKE....... NOW!!!

*The full force of The PRNS Army Strikes, Totally obliterating the combined armies of Mustantopia and Factorovia, Leaving them with nothing more then a couple of reservist divisions, a small factory and a crippled airforce*

Comrads, We are victorious, General Orillion, for your brave heroics and tactical insight in this battle I appoint you head of the PRNS reservist division, you will have 10,000,000 men at your disposal,

Comrad Taw (or should I say Uncle Taw ) we are victorious, we have disposed of the coward attack viciously and without mercy, the enemy is as we speak licking their wounds and trying to raise a new army.

(P.S. as the Chairman of DUSK is out of town DUSK is to be annexed with glorious motherlands of PRNS)

With regards,
Comrad Locutov
Commander in Chief of the PRNS forces under Comrad Taw
Governor of the province of Borgia


ROTFLMAO!!

Locutov =

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:23 pm

OOC: Two points, 1: Nice comparison 2: Allow me to explain, as the PRNS MAIN force was residing in Borgia you did not obliterate them you only cleared the way for us to anexate the DUSK region, you only crippled a couple of reservist divisions,

There Good luck with raising that new army..

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:29 pm

Meanwhile, Mustantopian-Factorovian Space Arms has pursued the ff's MAD Moon. General Locutov is again seen acting as the morale officer for DUSK and PDRNS:



With ff fleeing his realm, Tawakalnian Revolutionary Guards managed to annex the lands of DUSK which has not yet fallen to Mustantopian-Factorovian Alliance. Yes, all 28 metre square of them.

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:35 pm

we are still here, and i havent detonated the organic superexplosves yet

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:36 pm

*LOL*

Hey FF, Sorry to say this but I am with Comrad Tawakalna not with ff.
and its Commisar, not General, Orillion is a General (under my command)

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

Edited by - Locutus on 1/1/2004 6:37:34 PM

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 6:43 pm

who cares what happens to earth now, im in the orion nebula

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:23 pm

<MEMORANDUM * ENCRYPTION KEY - smeg%^&3>
To: RL
From: Indinsky - First Minister - State Security
Subj: Contra-Counter-Revolutionary Interventionism

We have suffered a 35% fatality rate among our forward placement agents. However, we have gleaned the following:

a) Factorovia is well equipped but has critical weaknesses. The Armed Forces depend upon a surprisingly small body of professional career officers who, at best, account for some 10% of the officer corps. Likewise, the professional non-commissioned ranks and soldiery also amount to some 15%. Ergo: Well equipped but not well seasoned.

b) Mustantopia has cleverly disquised the fact that its Treasury is bankrupt. As was the case when we took action against the cloaked mech threat, the Evil Mustang has been paying exorbitant fees to upgrade the overall fighting trim of his forces with more competent mercenaries. Mustang has just missed paying his mercenearies their Christmas bonuses and there seems to be some discontent brewing. Mustmarks have devalued further to an all time low of 10,000,000,000,000,000 to $1.00 and his Mercenaries only take dollars as pay.

c) While presenting us with a united front, in fact, Factorovia and Mustantopia are in heated negotiation on the terms under which the Sinister Sultan will commit his
resources to the Evil Emperor's cause. The fact of the missed bonus is rankling the Sultan's treasury Vizier as he had been instructed to conduct these talks in Mustmarks. We interecepted a copy of his latest message to the Sultan an excerpt of which I quote below:

To: Your Magnificence, the Sultan of Factorovia
From: Your Humble Servant, the Vizier of the Exchequer
Subj: Terms of Aid to Mustantopia

Your Sublimity, please permit this lowly slave to your fiscal whims to make the following information available to you.

The Mustmark is not worth the value of spent toilet tissue. Were we to agree to be repaid for our services in support of the Emperor Mustang's War with the Buffoon of North Staffordshire, it would be the same as taking raw sewage in payment for our most prized Fearian Wines.

I therefore prostate myself in your general direction and, with great humility and while flagellating myself, most humbly and cravenly pray that you reconsider this bargain.


RECOMMENDATION:
Contact the Sultan, strike an agreement to exert all energies to vaporize the approaching Duskoid Space and then to devise a means to split Mustantopia between ourselves and the Factorovians. Offer the Sultan to staff our embassy in his capital city, Fearfactinople, with only our most "talented" Cadettes.

Edited by - Indy11 on 1/1/2004 7:27:14 PM

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:36 pm

Steady on there Turbo, The Sultan and I are members of the Knighthood of Moderaytior and the Knights do not betray, lest they find themselves expelled from the Order.

Post Thu Jan 01, 2004 8:42 pm

Comrades,
My spies have reports of a secret weapons reasearch facility
deep inside mustantopia. Aerial reconnaissance has confirmed that
this building is where Emperor Mustang new weapons are developed.



perhaps Comrade Esquilov could test out some weapons of his own?

Edited by - dark_reaper on 1/1/2004 8:42:56 PM

Edited by - dark_reaper on 1/1/2004 8:47:56 PM

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