When you actually wonder what some of Leia's slave duties were and are disgusted by the thought that Jabba got some!

Then even more disturbed when it could very well be Luke got some too before learning him and Leia were siblings!

I can't really watch the movies anymore, the undercurrents are too disturbing.

Sir Spectre

You know how many death stars there really are and the entire saga up till after and from before the movies.

You know the names of everyone... even the silly underlings who cower before Vader and the emperor.

You know the varoius classes of ships on both sides by name

You know so much you think you know everything (and do) so you tell others about it at every opertunity.

EDIT: Blast! sS beat me to it! I was sooo close...

Edited by - Warlord Bob on 20-12-2003 04:13:46

If you can recite an entire Star Wars movie from memory.

If you can talk exactly like Darth Vader.

If a lightsaber is on your wish list for birthday, holiday....

You constantly brag about how you used to bullsye wamp rats in your T-16.

When children show you thier latest lego development you tell them "Don't be to proud of this technological terror you have constructed, the ability to build a house from lego is insignificant next to the power of the force."

You spend half of your working day trying to turn your collegues to the dark side.

When you're on a date and your girl mentions how lovely the moon looks you say "That's no moon, it's a space station". Double points if your girl says "It's to big to be a space station"

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You spend half of your working day trying to turn your collegues to the dark side.

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I do that all the time

Life: No one gets out alive.

When you've gotten nearly every gold medal in Rogue Squadron 2 for Gamecube.

When you can name every member of Rogue Squadron.

When you have a book that describes every major character of the Star Wars universe.

When you can take out a star destroyer by yourself in Tie Fighter when you're five or six. (Just use your ion cannons till the shields and guns get turned off, and where it out with your lasers!)

(All of which I am guilty of)

Edited by - Jim Groovester on 20-12-2003 08:50:26

Edited by - Jim Groovester on 20-12-2003 08:52:48

when u read ur kids homework books and find out that they actually beleive those silly stories u told about being a Dark Jedi.

u regularly drop quotes such as "I have a bad feeling about this" and "u don't know the power of the Dark Side" in staff meetings

discussing combat tactics and the relative strengths and weaknesses of Rebel and Imperial starfighters with ur m8s at work and at the pub

U wave ur hand to open automatic sliding doors as if ur using the Force.

u call Saruman "Count Dooku" and Count Dooku "Saruman" which really confuses the kids. Same applies to Elrond/Agent Smith, Gandalf/Magneto

Edited by - Tawakalna on 20-12-2003 12:35:09

...When you can Recite the entire Jedi Code from the top of your head,

...When you try the Jedi Mind Trick/persuasion on your boss to get a day off/get a raise in pay

...When you use Jedi Battle Meditation in a fight

...When you are still looking for that Jedi Holocron

...When you think Obi-Wan Kenobi is just a ridiculous old Transvestite with a terrible sense of fassion

...When you took 16 Bloodtests just to find out what your Medi-Chlorian Level was

...When you think Yoda really ought to take speech therapy

...When talking about your newborn youngling, you refer to him as : "The one who will bring balance to the Force"

...When you actually try to enlist that same newborn youngling for a Jedi Training Course, Hoping that he will be chosen as Padawan by a famous knight or master

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Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

........When you can recite the technical specs of the Death Star........
........When you know how to make a lightsabre.......
........When you refer to your home as 'the one point furthest from the bright centre of the universe......

You like the Imperial Navy's Officers' boots. --- VH16

Largest ship in the trilogy: deathstar 2 Smallest: Ewok Hang glider

Whoever came up with "Mission Commision" should be lined up and shot

The Death Star ain't a ship. It's a spacestion that can move. Nyah! Bow down to my nerdishness!

when the local police use force against protesters you are impressed rather than outraged

When you have a name like me

When you accidently put your name as Darth Vader on a test

When you think you can rebuild a Death Star

When you stop and think if the Government already built one

When you think Leia looks good

When you name your pet Captian Needa

When Darth Vader without his mask looks like the neighbor

When you can name most names of Imperial offices (which i noticed i can!)

When you think you can use "The Force"

Edited by - Clonetrooper119 on 23-12-2003 18:07:02

When anyone wearing old fashioned headphones reminds you of Princess Leia.