lol SS

I really don't have one. I'm only 16. But still, my dad did AND my friend did.....so yeah.



getting slapped by all of these women named leia is hurting now...

Heretic

... You spend weeks trying to connect to the force

... You try to build a real lightsaber

... You learn an alien language

... You get a Jedi hairstyle

Cant think of anymore



BlazeME: Flameus Muchus n00bus

When you give a Chewbacca keepsake to your significant other as a token of your devotion, then it is used slyly by another to undo your love.

Sir S

You spend the entire hour at the dinner table trying to pull the peas to you using the force and are aggrivated when it doesnt work.

When you get marooned on a swampy island you search it for a small 700 yr old man to help you off the island.

You attach magnets to your hands and start pulling quarters to your hands, claiming its the force.

I'm gonna stick my fist in your ear buddy!

Your paper aeroplanes look like detailed replicas of X-Wing fighters

Bouncers are getting sick and bloody tired of you waving your hand in front of their faces and saying "You don't need to see my Identification"

Whenever you hand out advice it is done in Yoda speak. "Open the system properties you must. There and only there, your hardware fault, will you find."

When selling your car, you tell prospective buyers that it's the car that did the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

@Mustang: ROTFL!! again!!