No! this is not a topic about nude moderators ( yes nickless, that was aimed at you )


Classification of moderatus Genus

here is my attempt at clasifying some of the moderators
in a darwinian style ( any help will be appreciated)

Genus Moderatus.

"Bargibius", Chief Moderatus, rarely seen so not much is known about bargibius.

"Eraser" Moderatus: Said to have the same abilities as Bargibus, and is generaly more active.

"Stinger" Moderatus: An odd example of moderatus, for he is thought to be a part of the
general anatomy of creatures, so it often suprises his victims with its
distinctive and high pitched call of "Click!"

"Baked Potato" Moderatus: An interesting specimen of moderatus,
as he has the ability to conjure up pictures of amazing detail after he has finished vocalising,
which in itself is strange, as he is a vegetable, yet he too has the "Click!"
call distinctive to this species.

"Wizard" Moderatus: This member of moderatus is sighted quite often amongst the forum trees,
his favourite targets are the spam branches, which he removes with the "click!" call common to
moderatus, and is then followed by a vocalisation that varies in length, according to the
weight of the spam branch.

"Fear Factor" Moderatus: This member of moderatus likes to keep hidden, only occasionally
appearing to remove a spam branch. However local legend has it that if you say his name 5 times,
he will appear, those who have tried often report a sighting of another member of moderatus.

Edited by - freighter fighter on 28-11-2003 23:47:20

Edited by - freighter fighter on 28-11-2003 23:49:55