The Full & Complete Text of "The Taming of the Psyc

Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:26 pm by Sir Spectre

Sweet Arcon, if thy part be too small, I apologize, but I can only write about which that I see and know. And besides I do take some creative license, in case you haven't noticed.

. I wish I spent more time where you frequent your posts so I would know your writing better, but on this day was the first I ever knew thee. Besides, you were helpful and you did aide us in our struggle. How bleedin' more descripitive do you want it?!

Freighter Fighter, sorry, but you were left on the cutting room floor, so to say. I did attempt to put you in, but it didn't it fit very nicely for the flow of the story. I did for the first time see your comments near the end of the days events where it was more important to get to the conclusion than doddle with more characters. Sorry. but best wishes

. Maybe next time.

I do have so many more characters than the last play, it was hard enough keeping all of them straight. But something does strike me, have you noticed that I am the only common link. It be a good thing, because I may write about it, but on the other hand are these pshychotics following me here?

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:28 pm by Sir Spectre

Eraser said:

I'm the missing hero ? Yeah...uhm ...I was.....changing diapers of my very recently born baby girl, so I had a good reason for being absent.

Congrats Eraser. I forgive you for being absent. To make it up though, you give that daughter all the love she could ever need to the point where it embarrasses her! Only then will you know that it had been enough. And I will be pleased.

Locutus said:

Very nice spectre.

you should write stage-plays. you are apperently good at old english
keep it up...

Who says I don't write stage plays, well to be truthful I write screenplays for movies. I haven't sold anything yet, but I needed to get back into the writing spirit and these forums were fodder for my wit. The first play took me 5 hours to write, this one took 9, from years of writing have I condensed my time needed to write fairly good works.

Jedierrant said:

Bravo, Spectre. Any chance of a Julius Ceasar or Romeo and Juliet parody?

It all depends on the subject I see within these forums. I doubt I could ever find a suitable enough topic to make the Romeo & Juliet because it relies on so much more than just tracking down a culprit. I suppose I could have made Uba Romeo and his alter ego UbaNuba Juliet (they both die), Wolf Demon could have been Mercutio, Stinger the Apothecry. I could have been the nurse,

, Wassup could be Lady Capulet

. But it would have really altered how I portrayed the events. And the interesting thing about these plays is that they happen almost as they really did happen on these boards. However, I must admit, this one "The Taming of the Psycho" didn't really follow any Shakespeare play the way that "Much Uba About Nothing" did in its form.

Killzone doth quote:

Oh man that was good!! Well done Sir Spectre!! Well Fing done!!! I especially like my bit!!! I cnt think of any other way to congratulate you!! hehehehe.... agh, well done mate... wel done... my sides hurt....

I'm glad you like the story and your bit. But isn't that the way with all actors, being conceited and only caring only for their own part.

Fear Factor said:

Go ahead, rub it on my face now I know how Obi-wan Kenobi felt watching Qui-Gonn battling Darth Maul from behind a force field

Rub, rub, rub. There now all shiny and clean.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Sun Sep 21, 2003 9:12 pm by Locutov

There has got to be a good one between those screenplays that you can sell for a living.

What are they About: Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Action, Comedy

Sun Sep 21, 2003 10:13 pm by mb52

Bravo! Bravo! Wow your writing is impressive!

emmbeee!

Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:28 am by Imagine

It is brilliant!
<bows to Sir Spectre>

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"Notice ye a strange man of odd temperment racing through here."
The Taming of the Psycho ,
Sir Spectrespeare

Mon Sep 22, 2003 2:47 am by RILMS

You write very well. I congratulate you *tosses a thousand gold coins*

Life: No one gets out alive.

Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:47 am by Sir Spectre

Imagine, that quote you took from my play shows that I made a punctuation error. I have now corrected the period to a question mark? Just notifying you if you intend to use the quote as a signature you might want to have the right punctuation.

I write so fast sometimes, I know not what I write.

RILMS said:

You write very well. I congratulate you *tosses a thousand gold coins*

Life: No one gets out alive.

It's a good thing you put quotation marks around the gold coins bit otherwise I might have held you to that.

I could have used the funds to make a film.

BTW, I like your life quote, where did you get that or did you make it up yourself?

Mon Sep 22, 2003 6:25 am by RILMS

I was being misevil, as a lord would give his playwrite coins for his preformance. And no, I'm not your lord...unless you want me to be j/x

Anyway, my sig comes from a speeker in my ethics class. The only think I remember from his presentation is my quote.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Mon Sep 22, 2003 10:44 pm by Sir Spectre

Locutus:

There has got to be a good one between those screenplays that you can sell for a living.

What are they About: Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Action, Comedy

Maybe, I've been wanting to do an old English screen play. I think these days they are all too serious and no new old English comedies are made.

As for what I usually write, I write every genre, except horror and fantasy.

RILMS:

I was being misevil

Is "misevil" really a word, or did you make that up?

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 23-09-2003 00:07:02

Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:12 am by Wolf_Demon

i loved it!
when exactly did this happen?

i wish thy was there. then thy would have an honerable part in thuo fine play

I'M FAT YOU'RE FAT!
SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN IN TEN MINUTES!
26amp[[%3B+Complete+Text+of+[[%26quot[[%3BMuch+Uba+About+Nothing[[%26quot[[%3B&forum_title=Freelancer+General+Editing+Forum&cat_title=Freelancer+Editing&M=FalseHILARIOUS THREAD by: Willy Spectrespear

Tue Sep 23, 2003 12:26 am by Sir Spectre

It happened on 20 September, 2003, just like the playbill says.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

EDIT: BTW, by saying "thy" you mean me and I was there. Thy is the word for referencing others possesion or attachment to something. "That is thy handgrenade, not mine." "I wish I was there to aide you in thy efforts." You get the idea.

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 23-09-2003 03:09:42

Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:46 am by Wolf_Demon

i was on tlr that day
but what time did it happen xactly??

I'M FAT YOU'RE FAT!
SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN IN TEN MINUTES!
26amp[[%3B+Complete+Text+of+[[%26quot[[%3BMuch+Uba+About+Nothing[[%26quot[[%3B&forum_title=Freelancer+General+Editing+Forum&cat_title=Freelancer+Editing&M=FalseHILARIOUS THREAD by: Willy Spectrespear

Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:47 am by Imagine

I have now corrected the period to a question mark?

Understood. I was wondering about that, but thought that it would be unwise to try to correct and subsequently misquote the master of Shakespearean verse.

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"Notice ye a strange man of odd temperment racing through here?"
The Taming of the Psycho
Sir Spectrespeare

Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:59 am by Sir Spectre

To Imagine: Notice ye that I intentionally put a question mark at the end of a statement with the words "question mark?" where a period should have been ... I know it isn't funny, but sometimes I just have to amuse myself in little ways.

To Wolf Demon: Where do you hail from? If I were to guess, New Zealand or Australia. You've called me mate on a few occasions, but it's just a guess. Here where I be, Central Standard Time in North America, it was 10:00 - 11:30 AM about, if I recall correctly. 11:00 -12:30 New York time if that makes it easier to determine what your time was.

Sir Spectre

.... Ours is not to reason why, but to fly or fry!

EDIT: BTW Wolf, your link in your signature to my play works fine, but it shows the full IP address instead of just the name of the link. You may have missed a bracket somewhere.

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 23-09-2003 09:04:18

Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:04 am by Killzone

When I get back, Im gonna show you some faults in this, or in otherwords.... The Top Five Things I Was Too Angry To Remember Saying.... then youll see..

Bein an Outcast is about doin things you wanna do: Kill, Terrorise, Murder, Destroy, Smoke Cardamine, ya know, normal stuff.....

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