Heres one: A looong time ago I was on a ferry cruise around Sydney harbour, and before the cruise me and my dad had joked about being seasick (this ferry was really going up and down, quite alot of wind). After we got off and were walking along the wharf, my dad was a little ahead of me, so I decided to play a trick on him. I ran up to him and caught hold of his arm and made vomiting noises, you know "BLUUUUUUUURRRGGGGGGHHH!". I looked up and saw this strange bearded guy staring down at me with a terrified look in his eyes, he must have though I was an escaped loony or something....needless to say I was QUITE embarrassed
Another time, when I was younger still, I decided I wanted my fingers to be pointy, like pencils. Well to me, the logical thing to do was to sharpen them with a pencil sharpenner. I incerted my finger, and gave a sudden twist. You can guess what happened next: yes, blood all over the place, concerned mum driving me to the hospital, having to explain that I wanted sharp fingers and used the pencil sharpener. Luckily I was too young to really feel embarrased.
And finally, one day this doofus of a big kid tackled me in class, and I fell all on top my female (yes, young and pretty and also wearing a mini skirt) art teacher. Rather awkward landing positon, too.
Well, thats it folks
Edited by - Griffon_26 on 18-09-2003 09:47:13
Edited by - Griffon_26 on 18-09-2003 09:50:41