when i was in year 2 in primary school, everyone was getting changed for PE, and i thought everyone was getting ready for bed ( i had a learning difficulty then, still do to a small degree ) i dont think you want to know what happened next.

and another time, i needed to go to the loo, but my teacher was a real battleaxe, and wouldnt let me leave the class, so i went where i was and had to sit in it for the rest of the afternoon ( same year )

in year 6 i called the teacher mum.

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias

Edited by - freighter fighter on 13-09-2003 15:39:47

lol.. when i was about to go to preschool, i got scared ****less (literally)

i once went to a fancy dress party as a pirate, only to find out that the party WASNT fancy dress.

BOY was that awkward

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Once I went to a concert and just as the third song ended I yelled f*ck so loud that almost everybody were staring me. Actually I was trying to help a friend to get there, but I haven't blessed with smart friends. Reason why I was yelling is that when music played it was the only way he could hear me.

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One of my most embarising moments was that I got scared at Space Mountian and ran away, leaving my sister on the ride. I felt guilty.

Life: No one gets out alive.

well one time at a party a freind brought a large case of vodka and i drank alot of it (telling from the bottles about 6 quarts, premium too) and blacked out. i wake up the next morning butt naked in the shambles of the party. i had the worst hangover ever. later my freinds emailed me a web address so i went there to find a website full of pics of me stripping o top of a table

BEWARE PETTY HUMAN, FOR YOU ARE CHEWY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP!!!

leader of the dom kavosh dragons


Edited by - malystryx on 13-09-2003 18:46:53

When I was in a department store looking for a gift for mothers day. I picked up a sugar bowl and wanted to check the price on the bottom. So I turned it upside down and the lid fell off and luckily didn't break. So I picked it up and put the lid back on then proceded to repeat the process, turn bowl upside down, lid falls off. This time im not so lucky and the lid smashes into a hundred pieces.

At this stage im feeling like a bit of a clutz so I decide to cut my losses and put the bowl back. Well to add serious insult to injury I miss the top shelf and then proceed to drop the bowl onto a glass vase (on the second shelf) which then falls off and smashes into a stack of plates (on the bottom shelf). By this point i've started to draw a bit of a crowd, who are pissing themselves laughing at my highjinx. So I apologise to the store clerk (who was exceptionally cool about the whole thing) and hightail it out of there.

I still cringe everytime I think about that and I've never been back to that store since.

ROFL Mustang that is rediculous, my most embarasing moment was when I was playing baseball. My pants were WAY too big for me, and I had to use a belt to keep them up. I got a hit and was running for first base and the belt fell off, my pants started to fall down but I grabbed 'em about half way and had to run holding my pants up. Unfortunatly I was slowed down and was tagged out. However, they let me be safe cause my pants were falling down and it wasn't my fault. Then I got out at second so it didn't really matter. I don't play baseball anymore.

"Twice and Twice shall he be marked,
twice to live and twice to die.
Once the heron, to set his path.
Twice the heron, to name him
true.
Once the Dragon, for remembrance lost.
Twice the Dragon, for the price he must pay."

hey god entity isnt your sig from robert jordan's wheel of time series?

BEWARE PETTY HUMAN, FOR YOU ARE CHEWY AND GOOD WITH KETCHUP!!!

leader of the dom kavosh dragons

oh, one of my english essays were so good my teach made me read it out. i have a thing with crowds and (there were 3 other ppl) and i totally messed it up. the sky is bad because it rains.. the sky is good beause it rains.. argh. i still have a whole collection of memories that make me cringe.

One time, I peed my pants. That was in third grade. Thankfully, there weren't very many people around.

I can only imagine how embarrassing it would be if one of those dreams where you go to school naked was actually real.

surprisingly, i have also had dreams, rather, nightmares about that. and a few others have had it too. some kind of psychological phenomina?

@arcon that reminded me of the batman and robin episode of "only fools and horses"

my most embarrassing moment was when I was 9...I was playing a game of hide and seek in the school playground, and I managed to find a really cool place to hide where no-one could find me....around the side of the school. Only problem was, it was too good a place and no-one could find me at all. Half an hour later people were still looking for me and I was getting desperate for a p*ss. So not wanting to give up my now precious hiding place I took a p*ss against the side of the school. Within 2 minutes the deputy headmaster turned up and started to b*ll*ck me....I was pleading innocence telling him over and over again that I hadn't done it - "it must have been one of the other kids" - then he turned me around...and to my horror I hadn't noticed that the entire staff room had been watching me for half an hour, and had obviously seen me p*ss up the wall. I was made to "confess all" in front of the entire school....before getting the cane in front of them all. Trauma. Scarred me for life.

aww... you have my sympathies man.