Thu Jul 31, 2003 3:43 am
Stupid amuse me...
1) When i was walking in a mall i saw a group of people looking at one of those maps an then suddenly one of them said "YOU ARE HERE How do they know that?"
2) When i was sitting in my social studies class my teacher said "today we are going to learn about an island called Japan and its fuedal government in the 1400s" and then the kid sitting behind me exclaimed "JAPAN IS AN ISLAND !?!?!?"
3) At the end of a museum i saw a piece of paper on a table asking people how good they thought the museum was. it said circle one;
LOW - 1 2 3 4 5 - HIGH
About half the people had circled "HIGH''
4) I was having lunch and the kid next to me was looking at his Caprisun very oddly. I asked what was wrong and she (not he but she) said "Stick it here" seemed a little sexually suggestive. This was in referance to the instructions on the straw hole.
5) This one is just plain sad. A kid said he was smarter than me so I asked him what the square root of 1000 was and his reponse: 10 (with the most serious expression imaginable).
If you have anything to share please do so and do not relate it to me. (its only a request)
-Maybe it's the Sidewinder Fang... or the Cardamine, but d*** you look fine-
2) When i was sitting in my social studies class my teacher said "today we are going to learn about an island called Japan and its fuedal government in the 1400s" and then the kid sitting behind me exclaimed "JAPAN IS AN ISLAND !?!?!?"
3) At the end of a museum i saw a piece of paper on a table asking people how good they thought the museum was. it said circle one;
LOW - 1 2 3 4 5 - HIGH
About half the people had circled "HIGH''
4) I was having lunch and the kid next to me was looking at his Caprisun very oddly. I asked what was wrong and she (not he but she) said "Stick it here" seemed a little sexually suggestive. This was in referance to the instructions on the straw hole.
5) This one is just plain sad. A kid said he was smarter than me so I asked him what the square root of 1000 was and his reponse: 10 (with the most serious expression imaginable).
If you have anything to share please do so and do not relate it to me. (its only a request)
-Maybe it's the Sidewinder Fang... or the Cardamine, but d*** you look fine-
USLF 
but misses his mouth. The bullet tears through the rope, as it's pulled taut by his weight it snaps and he falls into the sea below. He is totally submerged, which puts out the flames, and when he re-surfaces he his so winded he throws up, thus expelling the poison from his body. All his simultaneous attempts to kill himself failed. So why did he get nominated for an honourary Darwin award I here you ask?
