Vulture from starcraft
"I DON'T GOT TIME TO F(beep)K AROUND!!!"
Marine
"oh my god... hes wacked"
Firebat
"Is something burning... heh, that's what I thought"
and in tribute to knightlight, the siege tank
"da dada daw daw da dada daw daw, i am about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminant justice!!"

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Stop where you are!!!
General Fang
leader of clan FMM
www.FMM.homestead.com

ooh, max payne had some CRACKERS of a quotes but its been years since ive played it but it went like:

[describing to the player the messed up, drug enduced, psychadelic trip he went on
"i looked across and on the desk was a graphic novel, the story of my day. i was living in a comic book. funny, it was the worst thing i could think of in the world"

[after compelting the dream you start back at the begginning of the dream but the walls and everything are all altered#
"i looked across and on the desk was a computer, someone playing the story of my day, i was a video game. funny, it was the worst thing i could think of in the world"

if anyone is not familliar with max payne, check out this homage

-arcon
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wait, wait. I've got an even better one. Arcon, if you've played MGS2, I think you'll like this one

"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"- Arsenal Gear AI, in the form of the Colonel, after being infected with the GW computer virus; Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.

I always love that one

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Corny as hell, but here goes:
"Is it done, Yuri?"
"No, comrad Premier, it has only begun..." (Red Alert 2, of course)
And a bunch of quotes form DiscWorld 2, for which there is not nearly enough space and time...


Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

"The doors slammed shut behind me... And I was dodging bullets like raindrops."

"I couldn't remember when I had last seen the sun. I was on a permanent graveyard shift."

Currently playing BloodRayne (Recommended for sarcasm, much drinking of blood whilst using the body as a shield and the use of large blades)

Quote is from one of the nasty's that ended up in iddy biddy pieces

"I'll wear you like lederhausan" (Don't quote me on the spelling though)

There are others but that one tickled me pink!! well.....until I used the heavy machine guns to turn him into chop sui

Skymouse

Lyat Wars:

"Slippy's Hit!!"

"A TopGun through and through"

Mechwarrior 3 - Pirate's Moon
MechWarrior Dominic Payne to fellow lancemate Epona Rhi:

"Nice to see you again, Epona - wide hips and all!"

I wouldn't count on her covering your flank after that smart remark, Dom

hehe, I got some more Warcraft III :

Peasent: "I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!"

Dread Lord:"I said im a Dread Lord, not a drug lord!"

Mortar Cannon: "Get your finger out of that bunghole! **pop**" (its longer but i forgot it)

Starcraft has some really damn funny ones, most memorable i think the marine "Get me out of this chicken**** outfit!" or something like that.

Giants Citizen Kabuto has some funny stuff in it, too bad its censored, its really funny "ohhh no! its kabuto! **Mecc** oh great.....now....what the **** is a kabuto........ **kabuto walks up** HOLY ****!" or the little base builder tutorial robot, hes like in the middle of the base building lesson then hes like "place vimp meat he..... **** me! the reapers are coming, the reapers are coming! **runs into some water and drowns** (hes a robot)

Unreal Tournament 2003
Character Description for one of those robot guys, the guy that is all black with a orange visor "" It slices, Dices, Eviscerates and decapitates, it can see in the dark and track you by your DNA, just like that girl you stood up on prom night""

thats all i can think of right now.....

Wing Commander IV

"Not bad for a Dinosaur"

"A TopGun through and through"

i asked my friend this question some years ago.. he said it was the 'go go go!!' from teh marines in starcraft. i like the one that the siege tanks say.. kinda makes me feel important.. it was quite long compared to others tho... i dun like the ones in freelancer except the really long one from trent b4 he has to go hitch the power gen.


Science is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Time is money.
power = work/time
therefore, knowledge= work/money
therefore, money = work/knowledge
therefore, money is inversely proportional to knowledge.

therefore,

The more knowledge you have, the less money you have.

Prepare for the worst, for you have read the worst.

BloodRayne

"Come on baby, what would the neighbours think"

I got some!

"Yeah it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!" - Serious Sam

"Good lord! It's Colonel Kong Feirong!" "Good lord! Who's that?" - Splinter Cell

"Pricks, pricks, pricks! I'm surrounded by pricks!" - GTA : Vice City

"Hang him on a hook by his a$$! Huh? No, not u kid" - GTA

"Someone's hidden my glassess again" - Half-Life (Scientist with glasess on head)

This one's not from a game but I love it.

"For a second there, I thought you were gonna eat me" "I don't eat junk food" - Ice Age (love the film!)

My sig's another one...

"Sure, as long as I don't get shot at, held at gunpoint, skewered by giant alien shapeshifters, have to jump out windows, fight off unfriendly nomad incubii"

ADDITION - Here's sumthing many men agree with...

Women = Time + Money
Time = Money
Women = Money + Money
Money = Root of all evil
Women = Evil + Evil

Edited by - wakantanka on 22-06-2003 22:45:00

wakantanka, i was gonna say that one