serious sam has some genius lines, i liked when the you see the first bomber man come over the hill

[from VERY far away, over a hill in the distance
"aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - Bomber Man
[man with BOMB for head runs over the hill and down towards you, arms waving in the air
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - Bomber Man
[gets to really close in front of you and you shot him
"ahh ya'self" - Sam (seriously)
[about 30 men with bombs come over the hill
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - Bomber Men
"uh oh" - Sam

-arcon
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uuuh which one were you gonna say? Here's another few

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH Yourself!" - Fat lady and Rodney, Dr.Dolittle (funny film)

"Next time, listen to your old pal King and say no!" - King, Freelancer

"You don't like foreigners, do you?"
"No your a pig"
"What about your boyfriend, is he a pig too?"
"You tell me. You should recognize one of your kind" - Yelena and Xander, xXx

"...Well we can't have you waiting around like a big ox ... What?!"
"I can't remeber when I last saw such a vision of lovliness"
"Oh brother!" - Juni and Tobias, Freelancer

"WHOO! Yeah! Who's up for lap 2?" - Diego, Ice Age (Still love it)

"Have you seen my coffee cup?" - Scientist, Half-Life (Coffee cup is on table where he's sitting)

"What? Another girl! Tell me my boy. *whispers* what have you been doing?" - Tobias, Freelancer

"Welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen" - Dr. Evil, Goldmember

"Did that hurt? Then let me do it again!" - Mako, Delta Force Land Warrior

And of course. V V V V V V V V V V V V V

"Sure, as long as I don't get shot at, held at gunpoint, skewered by giant alien shapeshifters, have to jump out windows, fight off unfriendly nomad incubii"

ah, yes, the halflife quotes. I especially liked "Freeman, you fool " which was the scientist yelling at me when I jumped into his teleporting machine a little too early and blew his lab halfway to Xen.

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Or listening to a conversation between 2 scientists. One asked the other if he had inspected a vital piece of equipment in that giant turbine room thing (Ground Zero I think) and the other replies with "Of course not!" A new reason for the cause of the disaster?

"Sure, as long as I don't get shot at, held at gunpoint, skewered by giant alien shapeshifters, have to jump out windows, fight off unfriendly nomad incubii"

Here's one I remember from Unreal Tournament. Some ppl probably hate the stupid taunts you get, but my fave is "I'm sorry. Did I just blow your head apart?"

"I vote we frag this commander" - Marine from Starcraft.


*Few seconds before ship is destroyed* "I hope this cargo hold full of scrap metal is worth it" *few seconds later the rhino is destroyed*

Heretic

"He would make a lovely corpse." - Charles Dickens (1812-1870)

"I'll string you up" is my fav. quote. Its from game Stronghold Crusader.

"All your base are belong to us" Cats, from Zero Wing

"I'm going to see my mother" Sephiroth, FFVII

FreeSpace 2 dialog:
Wing of Terrans in Shivan fighters are attcking an unknown shivan object
"What the HELL is that thing?"
"What, do I look Shivan to you?"

And also:
"Where the hell are we..."

"Oh, I'm sorry. Is he your pal, your chum, your buddy? DO YOU REALISE WHAT THIS BASTARD ALMOST MADE YOU DO!?" Cortana, Halo.

"I'll give him the sword, BLADE FIRST!" Guardian Heroes.

Ah... memories.

If it wasn't for the inky blackness of the night you wouldn't appreciate the brilliance of the stars... or the little Liberty Rogue ship exploding nicely alongside you.

There's one from a Russian quest game:
- What's a necrophiliac??
- Well, it's a guy who loves the dead.
_ Erm, I still love my deceased grandma. Does this mean I'm a necrophiliac too?
- Yep, that means youo're a necrophiliac too.
Also, I liked the line you hear from one of your wingmen in Secret Ops when you accidentally hit him:
Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot, over! (WTF)

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)

Edited by - zlo on 24-06-2003 15:50:06

*you die in the game*

"snake? what happened?? snake?!?! SNAAKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

-Metal Gear Solid

No One Lives Forever -- Indian HARM thug -- "I am ordering you now to stay frozen!"

i have another one actually

"AK-47s for EVERYONE!" - Terrorist soldier from Command and Conquer: Generals

Oh, yeah, NOLF...
Some Indian guy: "You look like you need a monkey..."
MGS, the Cyber Ninja: "Hurt me more, Snake... HURT ME MORE!"

"i remember it now snake, do you remember?"

"do you rember snake? the feel of battle, the clashing of bone and synew"

me and my brother are the only pepople i know who can recite the metal gear script at will, were VERY geeky. but thats just us and metal gear, y'see me and him were part of 'les enfants terribles' project and .....

-arcon
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