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The Most Bizarre Suicide

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Post Tue May 27, 2003 2:17 am

The Most Bizarre Suicide

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for
Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience
in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the
story.

On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and
concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had
jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide
(he left a note indicating his despondency). As he fell past the ninth
floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which
killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that
a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some
window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his
suicide anyway because of this.

Ordinarily, a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds,
even though the mechanism might not be what he intended.

That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably
would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the
fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the
medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands.

The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied
by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening
her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he
completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window
striking Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one
is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge,
the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the
shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to
threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder
her; therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is,
the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's
son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal
incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial
support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the
shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father
would shoot his mother.

The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of
Ronald Opus.

There was an exquisite twist.

Further investigation revealed that the son [Ronald Opus had become
increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his
mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March
23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.

The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

Post Tue May 27, 2003 2:28 am

...or ...or !?





Cpbuja ybuja!

Post Tue May 27, 2003 3:13 am

here in malaysia , sombody from China tried to cross our 6 lane, ever so bz federal highway....

the student didn't survive

no malaysian ever done that in the first place

Post Tue May 27, 2003 3:33 am

Found this on the Darwin Awards website, it's on kinda the same topic...

In France, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. He stood atop a sheer cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Now freed from the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where he died of hypothermia.

Post Tue May 27, 2003 3:49 am

Like I said b4:
Thinking....................................?!




Cpbuja ybuja!

Edited by - Cpbuja on 27-05-2003 05:25:08

Post Tue May 27, 2003 5:35 am

Messed up... and its a small world after all

Post Tue May 27, 2003 7:26 am

We call these things desribed above "Urban Legends".

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Post Tue May 27, 2003 9:06 am

Yeah, the suicide/murder thing is at darwinawards.com, listed under urban legends, they always carefully checkout new additions to make sure they're real or not. Apparently there are plenty of similar stories with the characters and locations swapped around.
This would be my fave urban legend (I know it's long butits a classic and its worth reading it):

A fellow from Michigan buys himself a brand-new $30,000 Jeep Grand Cherokee for Christmas. He goes down to his favorite bar and celebrates by tossing down a few too many brews with his buddies. In one of those male-bonding rituals, five of them decide to take his new vehicle for a test drive on a duck hunting expedition. They load up the Jeep with the dog, the guns, the decoys, and the beer, and head out to a nearby lake.

Now, it's the dead of winter, and of course the lake is frozen, so they need to make a hole in the ice to create a natural landing area for the ducks and decoys. It is common practice in Michigan to drive your vehicle out onto the frozen lake, and it is also common (if slightly illegal) to make a hole in the ice using dynamite. Our fellows have nothing to worry about on that score, because one member of the party works for a construction team, and happens to have brought some dynamite along. The stick has a short 20-second fuse.

The group is ready for some action. They're all set up. Their shotguns are loaded with duck pellets, and they have beer, warm clothes and a hunting dog. Still chugging down a seemingly bottomless supply of six-packs, the group considers how to safely dynamite a hole through the ice. One of these rocket scientists points out that the dynamite should explode at a location far from where they are standing. Another notes the risk of slipping on the ice when running away from a burning fuse. So they eventually settle on a plan to light the fuse and throw the dynamite out onto the ice.

There is a bit of contention over who has the best throwing arm, and eventually the owner of the Jeep wins that honor. Once that question is settled, he walks about 20 feet further out onto the ice and holds the stick of dynamite at the ready while one of his companions lights the fuse with a Zippo. As soon as he hears the fuse sizzle, he hurls it across the ice at a great velocity and runs in the other direction.

Unfortunately, a member of another species spots his master's arm motions and comes to an instinctive decision. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns and the dog? Yes, the dog: a trained Black Labrador, born and bred for retrieving, especially things thrown by his owner. As soon as the stick leaves his hand, the dog sprints across the ice, hell-bent on wrapping his jaws around the enticing stick-shaped object.

Five frantic fellows immediately begin hollering at the dog, trying to get him to stop chasing the dynamite. Their cries fall on deaf ears. Before you know it, the retriever is headed back to his owner, proudly carrying the stick of dynamite with the burning 20-second fuse. The group continues to yell and wave their arms while the happy dog trots towards them. In a desperate act, its master grabs his shotgun and fires at his own dog.

The gun is loaded with duck shot, and confuses the dog more than it hurts him. Bewildered, he continues towards his master, who shoots at man's best friend again. Finally comprehending that his owner has become insane, the dog runs for cover with his tail between his legs. And the nearest cover is right under the brand-new Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Boom! The dog and the Jeep are blown to bits, and sink to the bottom of the lake, leaving a large ice hole in their wake. The stranded men stand staring at the water with stupid looks on their faces, and the owner of the Jeep is left to explain the misadventure to his insurance company. Needless to say, they determined that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered under their policy, and the owner is still making $400 monthly payments on his brand-new Jeep at the bottom of the lake.


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Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.

Post Tue May 27, 2003 9:58 am

now...that is very funny....

dog..man best friend...get real. get a cat.

zlo

Post Tue May 27, 2003 11:29 am

Poor doggie. Though the guy deserved it, I'd say.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
(stolen from a local pub)

Post Tue May 27, 2003 6:42 pm

my dog wouldnt have chased it unless there was cheese srapped to the dynamite... my dog is blonde.

Post Tue May 27, 2003 6:53 pm

That story is told at the beginning of the movie "Magnolia", but the kid is declared a accessory to his own murder I think.

Post Tue May 27, 2003 10:46 pm

huh, that would suck, my car and my dog on the lake bed blown to debris with no compensation, i wouldv taken that shotgun to my head.

General Fang
leader of clan FMM
www.FMM.homestead.com

Post Wed May 28, 2003 1:21 am

I have a cat...
His name is Tom, and he's equipped with a 20mm Vulcan cannon, 2 sidewinders, 2 AMRAAMs, 2 Matra rocket pods(60 rounds each), and a fuel tank.


Cpbuja ybuja!

Edited by - Cpbuja on 28-05-2003 02:21:29

Post Wed May 28, 2003 1:36 am

So don't tease the kitty...




Edited by - Huffer on 28-05-2003 03:06:08

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