What a tighter fitting and leather one ?
Juni is nice...=x
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Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:03 am
Juni, Trent and the rest of the Freelancer galaxy never takes a bath, always wears the same cloth over and over. And you guys call her Asian???
Asian bath at least twice a day. It's a hot place here you know..
...and if we are going to work together, call me Juni (wink)...
...yeah, you can call me Trent, Trent the desperate dull square jaw who just lost a million credits..
Asian bath at least twice a day. It's a hot place here you know..
...and if we are going to work together, call me Juni (wink)...
...yeah, you can call me Trent, Trent the desperate dull square jaw who just lost a million credits..
Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:37 am
Juni *sniff*
she's such a tease! I mean, first she like, GIVES me a ship, and she's always like, winking at me 'n stuff... and the way she rolls her cheeks in that jumpsuit, why, it drives me bonkers! And several times, she's, like, all right up in my face, giving me The Big Eye, and she smells so nice...
then she's all "Ms. Business" and cool/like/ice; sometimes she gets loose/sometimes she gets nice. I mean, i saved her whole freakin' BACON for her! And what do i get? Not even a handshake!
What, is it the smell of overheated engine grease and flopsweat on my ratty coveralls? Is it my cheap Glyptos-IV Slaghorn coat? Is it my breath? I mean, even that dusty old Professor dude and my spiritual godfather are like, you two look good together. So what's the matter? Is she a snob? Too GOOD for the likes of a poor spaceheap jockey like myself? Is she a space lesbian? It's enough to make a man go swat some Rogues, just for relief.
Maybe i should just throw her over for one of those cute green alien-babe types, ala Capt. James TIBERIUS Kirk. Sure, another girl may have... tentacles 'n stuff, a third eye, a death-ray, but... she might have a much warmer personality.
oh yeah, the Prez is kinda a hottie too, esp in that bondo rig. But she seems kinda distant. Then again, I've been out in space so long, even one of those monkeys is starting to look good...
"Just call me Brighteyes, baby."
she's such a tease! I mean, first she like, GIVES me a ship, and she's always like, winking at me 'n stuff... and the way she rolls her cheeks in that jumpsuit, why, it drives me bonkers! And several times, she's, like, all right up in my face, giving me The Big Eye, and she smells so nice...
then she's all "Ms. Business" and cool/like/ice; sometimes she gets loose/sometimes she gets nice. I mean, i saved her whole freakin' BACON for her! And what do i get? Not even a handshake!
What, is it the smell of overheated engine grease and flopsweat on my ratty coveralls? Is it my cheap Glyptos-IV Slaghorn coat? Is it my breath? I mean, even that dusty old Professor dude and my spiritual godfather are like, you two look good together. So what's the matter? Is she a snob? Too GOOD for the likes of a poor spaceheap jockey like myself? Is she a space lesbian? It's enough to make a man go swat some Rogues, just for relief.
Maybe i should just throw her over for one of those cute green alien-babe types, ala Capt. James TIBERIUS Kirk. Sure, another girl may have... tentacles 'n stuff, a third eye, a death-ray, but... she might have a much warmer personality.
oh yeah, the Prez is kinda a hottie too, esp in that bondo rig. But she seems kinda distant. Then again, I've been out in space so long, even one of those monkeys is starting to look good...
"Just call me Brighteyes, baby."
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