9. If the subway/tube/train broke while are on it, you begin to look around looking for the pirates who disrupted the trade line.
10. Try to buy meat in the cheapest supermarket of the city and then sell it to the more expensive.
11. Think that your car it's not good enough, and download milkshape to make one better.
12. Go to a cementery of cars looking for wreckages.
13. You will travel on your summer holidays to kusari instead japan.
14. Found a rusted bed in a piece of open land and begin to screm "The hispania, the hispania!"
15. Run away from a gypsies camp, thinking that them are incredibily advanced and are preparing to invade the entire city from their Dyson Junk Vault.
16. Look the ass of any chinese/oriental girl and call her "Juni".
17. Don't buy that car because it doesn't have enough hard points to mount two submachineguns.

13 and 8 are classics. Who doesn't like the Kusari theme? You know in rural parts of Japan they have desegregated bath/spa places for both genders, and you would take the bath just like you would alone if you were a native.


18 When you play Starlancer, you are happy the afterburners never run out. Till they do.
19 You start playing Starlancer with your mouse and other Freelancer keys.
20 You expect Saudam Hussien to be infiltrated by the Order in a German cruiser.
21 You try to land on the Battleship MIssouri, in the Spaceship Endaveour.
22 You do not throw the ball in dodgeball until you see a recticle, and get hit in between the legs.
23 You try to target somebodies particular component in dodgeball, and if they are a battleship you fire because it requires no recticle. Bullies move slow.
24 You think it will take 20 shots for a Battleship Missouri to destroy a plane when only 1 is more than enough to destroy any planes within 100 meters of it.
25 When you call submarines Battleships, because they look like they are going through Kusari space underwater and look like the Batleship Missouri.



Edited by - GeneralZap on 5/23/2006 4:18:54 PM

Edited by - GeneralZap on 5/23/2006 4:20:22 PM

25.
After playing countless times, you still look for Omega 13 where there is supposed to be a black hole.

26. When you get cutoff on the highway and start wishing you had a CD or a Sunslayer.

27. When you try to open the solars menu in you car to find your way home.

28. When you attempt to install a "neural net" on yourself.

29. When you start saying "This is Freelancer Alpha 1-1" when you answer the phone.

30. When you race home from the grocery store because "my Luxury Food is gonna spoil!"

31. You start asking around at the bars near your house if anyone can make you a Sidewinder Fang.

1. when someone resurrects a "You Know You Play FL Too Much When..."

Yeah, Chips made one of these a loooong time back that was stickied for a time.

But who cares? These things are fun!

Every self-called big internet community MUST have one or two threads about "you are on xxxx too much when.." it's some kind of internet non-written rule..

32. You live in Leeds/Manhattan/Manchester. The planet, I mean.
33. You don't take highway exits, you take jumpgates. And if you have a 4x4, jumpholes.

34. You scavenge junked cars for 'artifacts'
35. When police ask you to pull over you race to the nearest onramp
36. Your trunk is full of boron because you anticipate making the Big Score
37. You write angry letters to Exxon for supressing Nomad energy technology
38. You go to bars to find employment as an assassin/bounty-hunter/mercenary
39. You have a bumpersticker that says 'My other ship is a Legionaire'
40. You've been robbed trying to buy cardamine in the bad neighborhood, twice
41. You attack any foreigners you see to enhance your Rep with every other faction
42. You've been warned about 'escorting' FedEx 'convoys' in the office
43. You have a starmap tatoo which you mark your traderoutes on with a highlighter

You can hire mercenaries and Mafia's in bars, you just have to look hard...
44. You go to Kusari, just to hear a song, and expect the ride to be long, but free.
45. You go into a Dojo fighting place, trying to find the Blood Dragons.
46. You try buying diamonds cheap in Germany, and selling them to Japan, America, or England.
47. You become a pirate, untill you quit because you can't buy a spaceship.


Edited by - GeneralZap on 5/24/2006 7:37:02 AM

48. Edit your car with HardWD40
49. Go to London and ask to see Tobias
50. attach guns to your car and go to equipment dealor for ammo
51. Ask for directions to Omicron Alpha
52. Break into peoples cars to get the car infocard
53. Go into bar and say "my name is Trent got anything to offer"
Later you get arrested by police on suspect drug dealings
54. Go to New York and say "Side one Dufang"(the drink in SP)

55. rigamortis sets in

You know your a redneck when..... opps sorry.

56.You know you've been playing too much FL when you look at the time and 4 hours has somehow passed.

QuEsTiOn AsKeR
Last Hope MOD

57. You stick your head out of the car window, and ask the neighbouring driver to Hail

58. You buy a shotgun, put on an Arnold Schwarzenegger disguise, and bust into the nearest museum saying "This is the Rheinland Navy. Hand over ze artifacts and you will be spared."
59. You throw nests full of wasps or hornets at other cars, hoping to make them stop so you can loot them.
60. After you cause a fatal crash this way, you wonder why you can't go by and beam the loot up.
61. You then go back to your car dealer and storm in angrily demanding to know why they didn't install a tractor beam in your car.

Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don't want to get any on you. - Dilbert and Wally