I don't much care for PKers in any game. Personally I've always thought of them as a lower order lifeform unable to recognize the value of cooperation, friends and actually getting to know people before you shoot at them. Last night I played my first MP game of Freelancer and had a bit of fun (ask mey why the Chikin crossed the road sometime
. Learned some new things and also met what has to be the dumbest PKer in existence (at least that I've met). Here's the scoop.
I'm playing in a no PK game. I figured this was a good move since I'm still green and learning how its all done. Most folks were nice if not helpful. A few were just aloof. And then there was this one....
So I'm near Pueblo Station happily mining Silver and blasting the odd Xeno when a squadron of four comes in. That's a bit much for me yet so I back off to Pueblo and let the Navy handle them. I'm trawling the whole way and take out two of the Xeno's myself (yay for me!). And that's when HE showed up.
He is in a Defender, seemed nicely tricked out and all. I didn't pay him any attention, no PK, right. Well, this dedicated PKer isn't about to let a silly thing like a no PK game stop him, no sir. He opens up on me with everything he has, missiles, guns and god only knows what else. I'm a little busy with one Xeno that just really has a hate on for me so I ignore the silly PKer, after all, he can't hurt me.
However, his constant barrage starts shaking my ship and throwing off my aim. So I message him and tell him to quit it, he can't kill me its a no PK game. He pauses briefly and for one second I think maybe he's gotten the idea. Wrong!
Undaunted by this setback he changes tactics, he moves in so that he's facing my cockpit and blasts away, trying to blind me with the weapon's hits. If I change direction of fire (using turrets on my Rhino) he moves around and keeps firing away. This is getting ridiculous. When that doesn't seem to get me killed, he decides to try something new. I'll give him marks for creativity folks. He decides for his next trick he'll see if he can ram me to death. Over and over and over he flies into me, knocking me about a bit and again screwing my aim all to hell so I can't kill that last Xeno who is just pouring it too me.
So I go and dock in Pueblo... with my PKer ramming me the whole way trying to prevent me from docking. I docked anyway and msged him again. Asked him if he was stupid or just really really dense. No answer. After about 5 min he got bored and flew away and I didn't see him anymore. I came out and went back to mining silver... ended up pulling into Manhattan with my cargo hold nearly full... gotta love that paycheck!
PKers... I just don't understand 'em!
Padriag