Freelancer Drinking Game!

Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:02 pm by Fuzzy Modem

Whats more fun than playing Freelancer? Playing Freelancer Drunk!

The Freelancer Drinking Game

Take a drink everytime-

-Trent tries to be macho

-you find a new jump hole shortcut after shipping the long way for a week.

-Juni's eyebrow impossibly contorts

-Freelancer shamelessly rips of dialouge from Star Wars

-King talks endlessly about plot details

-King pretends to receive a communication from HQ and runs off

-Trent is obviously lying about being 'New here'

-you can hear the audio track break as words are inserted. Twice if it's plot dialouge.

-you get pulled into a trade lane unintentionally because your flying in formation with a trade convoy.

-your trade lane gets disrupted. Twice if they decide not to attack you afterall. Three times if they decide not to attack you because your 'Too tough'

-you accidentally sell commodities at less than you purchesed them for.

-you decide to attack a convoy carrying toxic waste just for kicks. Twice if you get killed in the attempt.

-Juni flirts. Twice if it's Trent.

-Trent's Dad makes an ass of himself. Twice if he nearly gets slapped.

-a station blows up.

-you are given an impossibly difficult task (ie Destroy the Rhineland battle fleet)

-you effortlessly frag a ship 15 levels superior to yours

-you are reminded of Escape Velocity

-you are reminded of Terminal Velocity (later levels)

-Alpha 5 dies

-you land on a shipyard the doesn't sell ships

-Rhinlanders speak with American accents. Twice if they speak with British accents.

-you join sides with a faction after killing hundreds of their pilots and no one holds it against you. Twice if they offer you a ridiculously cheap ship.

-you are forced to buy a gruesomely ugly ship in order to complete a mission. Twice if the ship is obsolete by the next level. Three times if you can't afford your old one back.

And finally- Finish the bottle if you get shot down by Fuzzy Modem

Happy drinking. Feel free to add.

Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:05 am by DataDroid

- Every time you find a derelict ship, twice if it drops lvl 10 guns.

- Every time you cruise for a long time to find out where that patrol route goes only to find it goes nowhere

- Every time you get attacked by ships at least ten levels below you

- Every time you discover a hidden base

- Every time you wish the missions had more variety

- Every time you make more than $30K on a trade run in a fighter, $100K in a freighter, one more time for every $10K over that.

- Every time you accidentally beam in scrap metal, twice if you do it on purpose.

- Every time you level up

- Every time you change status with a faction

- Every time you're asked to drop your cargo, twice if you actually do

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world:
those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:10 am by NukeIt

-every time a an AI says "when I'm done with you there won't be anything left to ID" then dies on the first pass. Twice if it's a liberty rogue and you're in a Eagle/Sabre/Titan.

-every time an NPC repeats the line "we don't own this base but we have an understanding with the people who do".

-three times if you nail yourself with your own torpedo.

-every time a liberty rogue orders you to drop your cargo. Twice if it's a lone item.

-every time you see two AI's collide and blow up. Twice if an AI runs into YOU and blows up.

-every time you get yourself trapped in a docking bay.

-every time you run into a planet while using the "goto" command

Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless

Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:04 am by Flak Cannon

-every time the police tell you they are scanning you, and find nothing. twice if they find something

-every time juni or some other character uses really bad excuses (ie im on assignment gotta run) adds on to the king one

-whenever really randomblyt the plot swithces your factions fr no reason (think liberty navy)

-anytime someone other than you shoots at a police ship. twice if u join in

-any time someone says "we are going to ___. we are coming from ___"

-whenever you get delayed at a jump gate/dock. twice more if u shoot the other people in line to get ahead

-any time you get a mission to kill such and such, but hes not there, so hold off his cronies

-5 times if an npc with your name flies by

-each time you click or move the mouse (just kidding.....)

Remember, on a scale of 1 to Awesome, I'm Totally Great

Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:06 am by Lev Arris

every time you get yourself trapped in a docking bay.

Well, being that stupid is worth emptying the whole freakin' bottle!

(sorry to all the peeps who actually made that happen to themselves)

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"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles
which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus

Edited by - Lev Arris on 31-03-2003 04:05:49

Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:21 am by DataDroid

Actually, occasionally it'l glitch and the AI will just keep me going into the dock instead of switching to the docking scene.

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world:
those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:30 am by Lev Arris

Hm... never happened to me, and i did a lot of docking (83 hours playing time, 166 bases visited)

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"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles
which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus

Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:55 am by Mirax

you'd be broke just buying the drinks

Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:32 am by Rogsc

>> 5 times if an npc with your name flies by <<

- Finish your drink if the NPC with your name is someone you've chosen to assassinate in a mission.

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- You see a LSF ship. Finish your drink if you see a LSF ship outside a scripted mission.

- Trent encounters a robotic bartender.

- Trent refers to a robotic bartender as "A Man that knows things..."

- Robotic bartender has to ask Trent if he is new to its base.

Edited by - Rogsc on 31-03-2003 16:19:17

Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:37 am by hairfarmer

if you play this drinking game you will die of alchohol poisining 5 min after the intro ends.

Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:52 am by kimk

- everytime you encounter a legionarre and right after you are done with him, 4 more show up, twice if another 4 show up with a centurion.
- every time the person with the rumour goes 'heres whats going on' twice if its in first person in the message box
- every time you go out of a base and before you're in your controllable mode, rogues start shooting at you, twice if more show up after you'r done with them
- every time both the cosairs and the bounty hunters are going at each other and you'r hostile to both, twice if you'r friendly to both. *friends, don't fight!!* or *enemy's enemy is your best friend*
- every time you launch a torp instead of a missile

presently, my world is upside down, so if u do not mind, u'll have to tok to my a$$

Mon Mar 31, 2003 1:31 pm by patton

- every time you get pulled out of a trade lane where pirates are attacking a cargo train full of loot who see your vastly superior ship and decide to attack *you* instead of finishing off the train and scarpering with the goodies.

- twice if the escort of the transport breaks off defending it and comes after you as well.

Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:28 pm by NukeIt

Actually, it's pretty fun to trap yourself in a dock and snipe at any poor fool who tries to land...nothing can hit you in there.

-every time your autodock slams you into a trade lane part and makes you lose your shields(yes, this DOES happen).

-twice if you see a liberty rogue outside of liberty. Three times if they keep coming.

-empty the bottle if your top-end ship gets swarmed and destroyed by rogues. If you get killed by starfliers, you'd better get another bottle.

-every time you score a hit on a light fighter with a torp launcher.

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Reaper: $200,000,000.
Rockets: $100,000
The look on that pilot's face when you launch a full pod of screamers up his tailpipe: priceless

Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:37 pm by Noxman

-Forty bottles if you collide with a planet using the goto cammand and it miraculously spins out of its atmosphere flinging the entire populace into space and shoots across the system smashing planets as it goes, crashes into the sun, and starts a super nova that wipes the entire system out and you survive only to have a liberty rogue shove a sunslayer up your arse!

Nox

Edited by - Noxman on 31-03-2003 18:37:47

Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:07 pm by The Elf

Take a drink:

- Every time the SP dialogue is indicating that you should hurry, yet every time you press F3 to dock, you are given the "Access Denied" until the dialogue finishes.

- Every time you try to get a head start on your cash in the SP game, yet you find yourself restricted to Libery space with "Access Denied."

- Any other time you get "Access Denied."

- Every time the trade lane gets disrupted at the end of the line when it doesn't matter anyway (two drinks if they disrupt it at the end of the line and they're not hostile, three if they disrupt it at the end of the line and they're Xenos).

- One drink for every Countermeasure Dropper and Plain Thruster that you tractor in and sell.

- Every time you form on someone that's docking with a jumpgate to skip waiting in the queue (HA-HA! I cut in line!).

- Every time the Outcasts take your sorry a$$ out as you attempt to make your way to a Freeport station to bribe the Outcasts for better reputation just so that you can get your sweaty hands on a Sabre.

- Every time Juni resets your waypoints to come to meet her.

- Every time Juni makes you run all the way back to Manhatten just to find a message indicating that you are to meet her in a different system (two drinks if the rendezvous is the system that you were in when she called you to Manhatten).

- Every time the slave circuit on the Humpback drags you through atmosphere three or four times when trying to dock with a planet docking ring since the thing flies like a bowling ball.

Edited by - The Elf on 31-03-2003 22:12:50

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