(me) starts shootin some dude in bretonia
(him) why did you kill me?
(me) i'm a git

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Him: (Starts shooting)
Me: umm...you know there is no PvP in New York
Him: yeah, but i'm bored.
Me: well do something productive like take missions.
Him: No, they're boring. PvP is fun
Me: well, pick on someone who is flying a weak ship and not an Eagle.
Him: thats boring, plus, you can't fight back.
Me: Oh? (blows him outta the sky)
Him: you can't do that! no Pvp in New York!

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Rofl, too funny.

Unfourtunatly, that situation is all to common. Thats why I prefer the rule we have: No PVP in NewYork, but if you are shot at or killed first, you may blow em out of the sky!

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Server Forums

although i am an unlucky bastard who cant play the game,my friend has a favorite

*note me is my friend*

him:*shoots my frieghter with no warping or chat whatsoever even when a string of curse words is yelled at him*
me:*blows him away using all the guns on my frieghter*
him:HEY NO PVP IN NEY YORK

its true iv seen it at least twice

ok, this might sound lame, but to me its funny

me: why r u following me?
him: im not following you
me: yes u r
him:am not
me: yes u r
him: *starts shooting in the starter ship w/ starter guns on my Klingon Dreadnaught*
me: ur an ass. u know what this thing is?
him: a rhino, right?
me: well, could a rhino do this? *switches to turret mode and blows him out of space*
him: yes
me: idiot
him: am not
me: *finds him and blows him into pieces again*
him: dammit stop that
me: the klingons are insulted
him: so what? are you gonna kill me or something?

Don't run from the sniper, you'll just die tired

lol nice...hey guess what I CAN FINALLY PLAY*wooooot*...well hears mine


him:flys around my eagle like a misquito with his to friends takin pot shots with little crappy ships
me: would you stop that you little (BLEEEP)
him:what did you call me?..DIE*fires one missle with his friends which hardly notecale shield damage*
meh ya*blows em away*
him: WHAT WAS THAT FOR WE DIDENT EVEN GO BY YOU




god bless here doub souls.......i love stupid people

her: shoot me
me: no it agaist the rules
her:*shoots me with justice mk 1*
me: im still not going to do it my eagles set up would blow u away
her:*she shoots me again*
me: *shoots her with my weakest weapon*
her: HAHAHAHA i have a screen shot of you shooting me
ADMIN: *uncloaks* *blows her up*
true story happend on the first server i went on

former OC member on moo now a lone pilot on moo now im going on your six watch out

Thanks for all the laughs guys... I love em...!

i have on sept i am the giutly party of course this got out of hand

Me: uh were r u
Him: over here
Me: Oh (attacks him)
Him: ? (Destroys me)
Me: heehee
Him: (Destroyes me again)
Me: (sneaks up and kills him)
Him: Hey not cool man, u know what i am having my clan attack your clan. i will wipe u off the server

(Scene i saw)
Me: Cruising around
dude1: Fine shoot me then
Admin: u were modding
dude1: So what no pvp in NY
Admin: you were modding
Dude1: so?
Admin (kills and bans him)


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I got another

Him:*rams me over and over*
me: cut that out or else
him: im not shooting you ha ha, you cant shoot me
me:*asks admin about raming*
him: hahahaha you cant retailate or you can be banned ha ha *followes me around doing it, and then followes me outa new york* ha ha you cant *BOOOOOOOOM*... HEY NO PVP IN NEW YORK
me: were not in new york


once again i say... god bless the stupid people

After last night, I have another one:

*after repeated ramming*
"Sorry, your ship looks smaller than it is."

I was on the the server where you could fly the ragnarok ship.

*him- I hate final fantasy.
*Me- take it back.
*him- or what?
Me and my friends, all in ragnaroks, who all happen to be final fantasy addicts, blow him to bits with our primary cannons*
* him- Hey no fair. I'm telling the admin about you ganging up on me.
*admin- *uncloaks* you should have taken it back.
blows him to bits with his ragnarok.

Most people fear the unknown.
Most people haven't met me.

here's mine (happened when i first started on Calgary 24/7 i think and I ended up in omicron gamma... i was about 1500m away when this happened):

Me: What ship's that?
Dude: A dragon
Me: Cool... duel?
Dude: Dude, your flying a centurion
Me: *thinks about it* and?
Dude: I'd whoop your ass...
Me: And? I don't care...
Dude: OK *swoops in and fires missiles etc.*
Me: *turns damaged titan round and fires sh*tloads of weapons, which kills Dude*
A player has died: Dude
Dude: Huh?
Me: I ran into some bounty hunters and ma top fin got took off... dumb ass...
Dude: That's not fair...
Me: Yes it is...

lol i was lovin' it... can't remember who it was but it was p*ss funny...

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Administrator of Kryosphere Studios

OK anyway something was happening in the EFS server

ME shoot me noob i dare you (no base kill is aloud)
NOOB shoots me
ME blows noob to dust
NOOB reports me to server damin
ADMIN STFU NOOB blows noob away
PEOPLE make names as noobs
ME fights off like 15 or 16 noobs at once
ADMIN helps me
NOOBS DIE BAS****
ADMIN kills and bans for profanity
ME helps ADMIN kill noobs
ADMIN (sherrif) that was fun
ADMIN ME AND SHERRIF take noobs stuff and sell for crap price


Dont mess with the best, cause the best dont mess, Dont fool with the cool, cause the cool dont fool

cardam LOL bueatfull....word of adivce...always scan a dudes ship...you never know ......

i got another

*im being chased around in cruise by 3 dudes*
me:*cut engewns so still gldin and turn around and blow them all up before they realized wtf just happened*
leader: HEY YOU HACKER
me: i just cuz my engens..simple
him*leader*:BS YOU HACKED SO YOU COULD SHOOT AT ME IN CRUISE
me: look try it yourself
him:*messes up on purpous* SEE I CANT DO IT ADMIN HELP HES CHEATING
admin:*flys by in engen cut after cruise and blows em away then glides on*
them: MOTHER &(#^%()^$#%^(_^&_%#&^
admin:* does it again and bans em for profanity*


ONCE AGAIN...god bless the stupid people