Sat Aug 16, 2003 11:44 pm
NEO comes clean - our true identities revealed
By now you have all heard speculations about NEO being in EVERYTHING - well it is time we come clean.
I, Mad_Dog am actually Akataka, my best mate Sputnik works on Elite as Stinger.
Further more, while most of you would never think it to be true, Bargib is acualy Tasiin, the moderator you know as Wizard is actually Blackhawk. Also, our second in command Z0PharX is actually Bill Gates.
Not everything you hear is true though, as you will see below.
Gohan is not, I repeat not Osama Bin Laden. The picture of Gohan showing him in war clothes, with a long beard and holding a machine gun while burning an American flag - was forged.
Enrique is not the lead designer of the Intel(R) Processors, and he has not developed the Pentium 3 processor to let us play Freelancer.
FF Vampire is not Phil Wattenbarger (lead FL creator)
Chimera is not Bill Gates' Golden Retriever who has a powerful MS/Intel chip implanted inside his brain allowing him to speak and play Freelancer.
Vortex is -not- the result of crossbreeding a cat and a newt, nor is he planning to invade Iceland.
I feel it should also be noted that the rumors stating SunTzu to be a shape-shifting legume are totally baseless, and should be ignored.
For now, I'm signing off leaving all you guys in fear because we are everywhere. In your PC, in your games... IN YOUR HEAD. (Yes Darkling has mind control powers.)
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United SL Modelers¸
Administrator for World Of Gamers
Webmaster for Red Faction World
Edited by - Mad Dog on 17-08-2003 00:44:59
Edited by - Mad Dog on 17-08-2003 00:46:18
I, Mad_Dog am actually Akataka, my best mate Sputnik works on Elite as Stinger.
Further more, while most of you would never think it to be true, Bargib is acualy Tasiin, the moderator you know as Wizard is actually Blackhawk. Also, our second in command Z0PharX is actually Bill Gates.
Not everything you hear is true though, as you will see below.
Gohan is not, I repeat not Osama Bin Laden. The picture of Gohan showing him in war clothes, with a long beard and holding a machine gun while burning an American flag - was forged.
Enrique is not the lead designer of the Intel(R) Processors, and he has not developed the Pentium 3 processor to let us play Freelancer.
FF Vampire is not Phil Wattenbarger (lead FL creator)
Chimera is not Bill Gates' Golden Retriever who has a powerful MS/Intel chip implanted inside his brain allowing him to speak and play Freelancer.
Vortex is -not- the result of crossbreeding a cat and a newt, nor is he planning to invade Iceland.
I feel it should also be noted that the rumors stating SunTzu to be a shape-shifting legume are totally baseless, and should be ignored.
For now, I'm signing off leaving all you guys in fear because we are everywhere. In your PC, in your games... IN YOUR HEAD. (Yes Darkling has mind control powers.)
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United SL Modelers¸
Administrator for World Of Gamers
Webmaster for Red Faction World
Edited by - Mad Dog on 17-08-2003 00:44:59
Edited by - Mad Dog on 17-08-2003 00:46:18
you should consider writing for The Onion.
ok.... sorry my english sux.