I would send them to Malta to work as Outcasts' slaves.

Dark Helmet: Gimme that, you petty excuse of an officer!
Now hear this: LUDICROUS SPEED!!!
Col. Sanders: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up?
Dark Helmet: Eh, buckle this! Ludicrous speed...GO!!!

Send em to Hawaii, get 'em Artifacts, sneak 'em over to Malta when they're distracted, get them hooked on Cardamine (put it in their food or something) and then let them pay their way to poverty.

Manchester I think it is. All the Tau systems.

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There is no Silicon Heaven! But where do all the calculators go ?

You could no more evade my wrath... than you could your own shadow!

I'd give tell them to go see the Sigma systems, and maybe Tau 37 + Omicrons if they could afford the insurance

"A good pun is its own reword"

Head to the Unknown systems, especially the one with Primus in it.
Ooohhhh.... beautiful.... what?!! We're under attack... losing... life-support...
BOOM!!

i say that you should take them through enemy territory i can see it now. hey whats that outcast doing. guest hey why does that outcast look like hes about to fi- BOOM




if you ever see A player named Cantana_Focks it's probably me

lol "And you see here the sheer beauty of Outcast Wyrm II guns, just look at the way they rip through shields and...uh oh..."

"A good pun is its own reword"

Of course I would hire people to run escorts, like myself.

And look, here we see our escorts peel off form up and annihalte half the Outcasts fleet of fighters

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There is no Silicon Heaven! But where do all the calculators go ?

You could no more evade my wrath... than you could your own shadow!

The Zoners could make loads of money with trips like that, they could go to even the biggest battles and watch them, but not get involved.

"A good pun is its own reword"

take them through the uknown systems and show the the nomads. tour guide :and we have a no- BOOM




if you ever see A player named Cantana_Focks it's probably me

I'd prolly take 'em to see Sigma-17 and 19.

Could show them the FP 7 ruins

Take them all to the Shetland in Edinburgh - they have Cardamine parties there. Get your people hooked and sell them Cardamine for a really high price

"A good pun is its own reword"

take the tourists all the systems. kinda like a obital spa and cruise thing except take them through all the systems





Yeah i get that alot

I'd take them to the Unknown system with the monkey-planet in
All those bizarre spiky rocks, translucent Nomads flying around, the bizarre blobs of glowing yellow all over the place, nebulae in the distance - is it just me, or does that whole system look like a tunnel through a nebula or something? And are there two stars? Yeah, that's the nicest view.
Second place for sightseeing would be my patrols into the various dustclouds off Deshima station, in the Shikoku system. They're nice...

For those tourists on an adventure holiday, I'd take them on my rounds in Omega-7. Radiation burning through the hull, Red Hessian's trying to speed that up a little, loads of other wrecked ships in a dense asteroid field around a dying sun... ha, you can shove your safaris, shove your Orbital Spa and Cruise liners -- Jackson Tours, that's where it's at!

"If it aint on fire, you haven't shot it up bad enough yet" - my old teacher on Planet Housten.