Gravitational Pull, Rotation, and Trade Lanes
Why don't the planets rotate or revolve?
There I was, crusing down the tradelane in my decked out Sabre, when it hit me. Planets have to revolve. If they don't revolve, they would get pulled into the sun. But they don't revolve, or rotate. If the planets revolve, many of the trade lanes would be destroyed. If there was somehow no gravity, and they were able to get the planets to stop moving, that would be ok, but a planet needs both gravity and speed/inertia to keep it in orbit. Humorous responses would be helpful, I'm in need of a few laughs. Please don't yell at me for being stupid, I just want to know what other people think. Thanks!
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During my travels, I have learned that being optimistic doesn't always help, hey, the light at the end of that tunnel may be an oncoming train.