Renegade is sitting on a bench in his doctor's office. Doctor comes in and starts checking eyes, ears, nose, etc. He pulls out a small rubber mallet and hits Renegade's kneecap. Nothing happens. The doctor, surprised, hits the knee another time. No response. Very puzzled, he asks Renegade whether or not he is on any medications.
Renegade: ...
Doctor: Do you have narcolepsy?
Renegade: ...
Doctor: Are you feeling ok still?
Renegade: ...
Doctor: Very well, take this prescription and go home and rest.
3 weeks later, Renegade is stopped by a cop for speeding. As the cop approaches his car, Renegade hits the gas for no apparent reason and his car shoots forward. The cop, bothered, runs over and asks his to step out of his car. Renegade comes out and kicks the cop in the shin out of the blue.
Cop: What the hell was that for?
Renegade: I don't take any drugs!
Very angry, the cop pulls out his book.
Cop: Let me see your license.
Renegade: I don't think so!
Cop: Are you driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs?
Renegade: Of course!
Cop: I'm going to have to give you a $2000 fine and revoke your license for a year.
Renegade: Thank you sir, I really need it!
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...Well, if that doesn't just cheese it!
"Zlothello"
Sir Spectrespeare
Edited by - Imagine on 12-10-2003 07:34:38
Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:06 pm