The web server is depressed: Douglas Adams Died
But when I pressed on it, the web server wouldn't stop telling me how depressed it was.
So what I think we need to do is show it some love. I think all this arguing about freelancer it really getting to it.
So Web server,
I love you and many kisses







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If cats always land on thier feet. What would happen if you strap 2 cats back to back and drop them?
Probably destroy space and time.