i did for about a week then i though, but his penis is really, REALLY small and i giggled all the way home
-arcon
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"your changing sides now?"
"change sides? i dont recal ever saying i was on yours"
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You all wish you were me
This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.
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Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:01 am
Ha! If I'm "just some geek who posts at forums", then what the frig are you, zit-parade?
Nash: This post has not been clicked because I have pictures of Gibby w/ Delta Burke OR This post does not feature the words "Joystick", "sucks", or %#%^.
Actually it IS true... you all wish you were me, but do you know what the funny part is? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHY! AH HA HA HA HA! Is it my homosexual machismo? (I unwillingly attract gay guys) Is it my superfluous testicle? Does it have something to do with Freelancer? Maybe it's my bad boy attitude and dashing good looks that says "I'm a motorcycle madman in a moped band", or my STREAMLINED penis, thank you very much! (It is rather beautiful frankly... circumcised, mind you). Maybe it's my collection of false legs. The point is, you will never know... unless you GET TO KNOW ME! Why do I never get my hair cut, why do I have a polka trophey, where do I like to pinch a loaf... GET TO KNOW ME! Yes, for just 19.95$ I will personally invite you to my abode, where I will kick you in the gonards for hours upon hours of entertainment! GET TO KNOW ME! Where was I born, who have I slept with, what is my favorite dog? (It's Pomeranian... that's a freebee) GET TO KNOW ME! You may be wondering "But Deviant, WTF is wrong with you?"........... GET TO KNOW ME! How many voices do I hear at night, who is on my "piggy-back" list, WHAT is my "piggy-back" list.... GET TO KNOW ME!
HEY... when did I make Lt. Colonel!?! What... no ceremony? BTW, this is NOT why you all wish you were me.
Edited by - Deviant on 28-02-2003 00:03:08
Edited by - Deviant on 28-02-2003 00:06:24
Nash: This post has not been clicked because I have pictures of Gibby w/ Delta Burke OR This post does not feature the words "Joystick", "sucks", or %#%^.
Actually it IS true... you all wish you were me, but do you know what the funny part is? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHY! AH HA HA HA HA! Is it my homosexual machismo? (I unwillingly attract gay guys) Is it my superfluous testicle? Does it have something to do with Freelancer? Maybe it's my bad boy attitude and dashing good looks that says "I'm a motorcycle madman in a moped band", or my STREAMLINED penis, thank you very much! (It is rather beautiful frankly... circumcised, mind you). Maybe it's my collection of false legs. The point is, you will never know... unless you GET TO KNOW ME! Why do I never get my hair cut, why do I have a polka trophey, where do I like to pinch a loaf... GET TO KNOW ME! Yes, for just 19.95$ I will personally invite you to my abode, where I will kick you in the gonards for hours upon hours of entertainment! GET TO KNOW ME! Where was I born, who have I slept with, what is my favorite dog? (It's Pomeranian... that's a freebee) GET TO KNOW ME! You may be wondering "But Deviant, WTF is wrong with you?"........... GET TO KNOW ME! How many voices do I hear at night, who is on my "piggy-back" list, WHAT is my "piggy-back" list.... GET TO KNOW ME!
HEY... when did I make Lt. Colonel!?! What... no ceremony? BTW, this is NOT why you all wish you were me.
Edited by - Deviant on 28-02-2003 00:03:08
Edited by - Deviant on 28-02-2003 00:06:24
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