RPG famous last words.

Examples:

"OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!"

"Here, hold this rope while I go down."

"Don't be silly. If this was really the ship's "Self-Destruct Button", do you think they'd leave it lying around where anyone could press it?"

NPC: "Lets drop our weapons and talk."
PC : "Okay!"

"Isn't there anything exciting in this dungeon?" (said to GM)

"Take off my armor and try to swim? Forget it --- I worked hard to get this +3 plate mail. Besides, the DM never lets anyone die --- he wouldn't let me drown, would he?"

"...and then I... Uh, guys? Why are looking at me like that? Guys?" {After using a spell called "Polymorph Other" }

"Read it to me." {It was a fireball scroll.}

"Remember that demon that you HAD imprisoned down in the cellar ? Well..."

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Would you care to follow me... --DEATH