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Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:47 pm

i am

You?

Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!


You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.

Post Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:08 pm

You?

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Sat Jul 12, 2003 12:39 am





I WILL CRUSH YOU

Post Sat Jul 12, 2003 12:44 am

...So it happens once more that the Dark Art of Necromancy claims yet another soul... Nice resurrection, randomnosity! (BTW, when Tach comes along... DUCK!!!)
Oh, and


Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive...



Careful what you wish... You might just get it.

Post Sat Jul 12, 2003 2:28 am

You are Gigantor!

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.



Wage death and destruction on the Web with the following fine emblem of power:





General Fang
leader of clan FMM
www.FMM.homestead.com

Post Sat Jul 12, 2003 6:12 pm

Can it, you're Bender!


In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

Edited by - 1b1ksniper on 12-07-2003 19:15:29

Post Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:16 pm

Just retested and:

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?


Tell the world you're an Autobot with the following non-heat-sensitive sticker :



"Autobots transform and roll out"



"A TopGun through and through"

Post Mon Jul 21, 2003 1:34 pm

ABC Thingy. Is this good?

If it wasn't for the inky blackness of the night you wouldn't appreciate the brilliance of the stars...

Post Tue Jul 22, 2003 12:14 am

NOOOO NOT...
You?

Post Tue Jul 22, 2003 4:08 am

so this is how you do image signature....

You?

Post Tue Jul 22, 2003 10:27 am

lol

Post Wed Jul 23, 2003 1:34 pm

Chiggy, may I call you Murphy?

"A TopGun through and through"

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