no no no it''s flippin'' Hallowe''en again!
Trick or treating is fine - in Amerika! it has no place whatsoever in in Britannia and downtrodden Islamic enclaves contained therein. Please take your trick or treating nonsense back to Pughkeepsie or Milwaukee or wherever. Any trick or treaters who dare to approach the battlements of Taw Towers will dealt with summarily by fierce kitten attacks and a tirade of miserableness from myself - unless they're really small and I don't want to upset their mams n dads. In which case I'll p-p-push a Penguin throught eh letter box while muttering "b*gger off back to America!" from behind the door.
Teeenage hoodies on the scrounge for alcopop money however will feel the full force of Tawakalnic defence technology, including hosepipes, buckets of cold water and being chased down the road with a stick.