Indy11, Chairman, CEO, COO, CIO, CFO and CLO of Indycorp a/k/a Noo Dworkia. We are an urban island corporation safely ensconced in the fiscal navel of the universe, a/k/a Manhattan.
Although oft times accused of being blood sucking vampires by smelly people who wear tea-towels on their heads and obscure their appearance with facial hair or veil or both and total body covering miniature tents, the odor still precedes them as they advance, we use straws.
No self-respecting vampire, it should be noted, would attempt to feed upon such malodorous candidates.
Our global center or world headquarters is a marvel of technology and wonder rivalled only by science fantasy fiction.
Diversity is a key to our success. Race means little to nothing in our community of corporate slav.... er enterprise.
All who work to live here are treated the same and ... it is said, come to look to be the same because of our egalitarian standards.
In fact, our informal motto is: "It is easy being green."
We are quartermasters general and purveyors to the world ... especially the less advantaged ones who need our credit lines to supply themselves with "top rate" arms and technology to wage wars, battle feuds or pursue jihads against others equally unfortunate and uninformed.
Of late, efforts have been made to extend a line to a Harey-Horse God-King run nation of former rodents now taxonomically reclassified to be non-rodent but our mass mailings have come to naught.
We have a very cordial entente with the high Druid of Swissdruland with whom contrac...er,,,,, treaties of profitsharing...er economic co-prosperity have been signed.
Our best custom.... er one country that has Most Favored Nation trade status with us is Tawakalnistan ... whose head of state has been a regular guest at one of our dens of iniq.... pleasure pala.... resorts.
We also have welcomed and engaged in vigorous trade with the denizens of Mustantopia and their Emperor. However, the Indycorp Board has adopted a new resolution which has put an end to a line of business which was most appreciated by the Mustantopian Overlord.
The Board has determined that engaging in the female escorts business was not in synergy with our other lines of enterprise and has directed that our "Hot Dates" subsidiary be spun off to the highest bidder.
Edited by - Indy11 on 10/6/2007 6:40:05 PM