Live from Esquilaxistan...

Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:14 pm by Esquilax

You people are really fixated upon the aesthetic qualities of Esquilaxistan's latest export aren't you? Even if you consider him to be unattractivem can't you appreciate the little guy's good qualities? *Shakes head and sighs*

Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:20 pm by freighter fighter

What? you mean it isnt resistant to hammers?

Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:54 pm by H.Q. Victor

I guess it could be made into a salt shaker.

Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:36 pm by J Dawg

Nah... the ears would get in the way. Perhaps dip it head first into your mash potatoes, and when the ears move sympathetically it'll do the mixing for you.

Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:24 am by Indy11

tack it to a wall and it might do as a hat hook.

Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:08 pm by Esquilax

*Shrugs* It has many diverse uses. Indeed, there have been tales of people who have increased the core voltage and overclocked the unit, and have then used the rapid ear-movement as a fan on hot days. That's thinkin'!

Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:30 pm by Tawakalna

and thus demonstrating just how little goes on between the ears of rabbits.

Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:09 pm by Esquilax

Pah! Such an obvious insult, and one that is not worth countering by listing the mistakes perpetuated by the ex-Mullah of Tawakalnistan.

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