..bizarre news story..
Tonight the local rag leads with the headline "£45,000 worth of tinned salmon stolen.." On Monday someone broke into a refrigerated storage depot in the city centre and stole a container of Princes' Tinned Salmon (the pink stuff, not the tastier red) Apparently police spotted the vehicle used on CCTV but didn't apprehend it as they couldn't tell if anything fishy was going on (ok I made that part up)
Why would anyone want to steal tinned salmon? I mean, it's not exactly got much resale value on the open market has it? i can't see someone coming up to me on the sly saying "'ere mate, y'wanna buy some tinned salmon, cheap-like? nudge-nudge-wink-wink, say no more..."
Edited by - Tawakalna Qubt-ut Allah on 8/2/2006 12:19:16 PM