found this on the net and had to share it hope you find it as useful as it is funny:

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Dear:

[ Clueless Newbie
[ Loser
[ AOL-er
[ 12 year old
[ Troll
[ Pervert
[ Geek
[ Spammer
[ Wannabe
[ Asskisser
[ l337 d00d
[ Flamer
[ Whiner
[ Other:


You Are Being Flamed Because

[ You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ You posted a Release Date thread
[ You posted a Patch thread
[ You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ You posted a System Specifications thread
[ You posted a ( Insert Random RPG ) vs Diablo 2 thread
[ You posted a StarCraft vs WarCraft 3 thread
[ You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Ass
[ You posted a "Where is Starcraft 2" thread
[ You posted a EVE vs WoW thread
[ You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
[ You continued a long, stupid thread
[ You committed crimes against pork by-products
[ You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ You posted a (insert name) ganked me.
[ You posted an ( Insert Class ) is overpowered thread
[ You haven't read the stickies
[ You don't know which forum to post in
[ You just plain suck
[ You posted false information
[ You posted something totally uninteresting
[ You double posted
[ YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ You posted racist crap
[ I don't like your tone of voice
[ You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ You whined and posted crap
[ Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd


In Punishment, You Must:

[ Give up your AOL Internet account
[ STFU & GTFO
[ Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ Actually post something relevant
[ Read the f****** FAQ
[ Go to your room with no supper
[ Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ Take a bath in bleach
[ Drink out of a spittoon
[ All of the above


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ Blow me
[ Get a life
[ Never post again
[ I pity your dog
[ Go to Hell
[ Your IQ must be 7
[ Take your rejection somewhere else
[ STFU & GTFO
[ Learn to post
[ Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ All of the above
[ IBTL
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The preceding Forum Flame Form was constructed for use on people not worthy
of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STUPID that a simple
copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay
the flamer's contempt for the flame.

You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was
brought to you in under 10 seconds of your post being read.
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copy&paste and enjoy


Blessed Be to all those that still dream of the flight to the stars.

quote " You wouldn't like my Happy Place it is full of blood, carnage, and destruction" :ME

Edited by - house atreides on 5/19/2006 7:53:45 PM