1st one that comes to mind, while he is asleep, take half a cup of luke warm water, enter his room, lift covers and gently pour water on matress, making sure not to wake him. In the morning, he will think hew wet the bed.

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offer him some chocolate...but not just any chocolate,laxative chocolate,should be able to buy it from a drugstore (american) chemist (english) (erm..or where-ever u get ur medication from).Quite amusing hehee

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1st one that comes to mind, while he is asleep, take half a cup of luke warm water, enter his room, lift covers and gently pour water on matress, making sure not to wake him. In the morning, he will think hew wet the bed.

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Actually you are supposed to put their hand in the warm water... helps enormously if they are drunk though - else they tend to wake up.

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Tape his eylids shut.

I think that is over the line.

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hmmmm, I see.. Fleish here is going for the softer pranks, not the sadistic Masterpieces. well, the cup of water was already mentioned, to expand on that, you could also wet his big toe and hook up a battery to it, nothing too fancy, just a battery connected by two loose isolated wires, should provide a bit of a shock to him. (The result is hardly painfull, itll just give him a jolt, and a little one at that, hell feel nothing else, except maybe a bit scared and, sorry for the pun, shocked.)

what else in the soft prank line... hmmmm, why is it I can't seem to thik of any other soft pranks, ohhh well, gave you a little pointer

(May I point out that using a laxative is *extremely* harmfull?? it can severely disrupt the intestinal flora and can cause some stern damage to the larger intestine, so I wouldn't suggest using it unless you really dislike someone, as for the hating, if you hate someone, ive got loads of pranks, but I won't post em here, as they are meant to cause psychological terror, and that isn't what I wish to suggest here)

Pick up a coffee table and place it gently over his head as he sleeps, then shout as loudly as possible next to him!

There is a funny one that i know of, not sure if its appropriate for what your looking for:

Time Travel Mistarget-
Get some futuristic loking clothes (or make some, like 'class of 2015'), and try and look like your from the future. now, here comes the fun bit. run out of a building (or, more applicable for you, out of some something vaguely reminiscent of a time machine, cars work well here) up to your chosen person. now, you have two choices here, you can either try and scare the crap out of them by telling them NOT to do something in thier future, or, you can go for: 'quick man tell me the date', when they tell you, scream 'what YEAR!'. and then you can either say 'oh no, they sent me back to far!' or 'CRAP i'm too late ITS ALL GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN!'. running screaming from the last two responses is a good finish.

Eybrows, what eyebrows?-
I'm told that toothpaste is a very effective eyebrow-remover, im not game to test it.

Oh my head, what did i do last night?-
Slip a condom on him, and get one of your female friends to lie next to him in bed, or better yet, a male friend

um, sir? we dont take fake money-
Replace all his cash with monopoly cash or fake bills

Incessant badgering-
Lock the door to your room. simple. then get a computer, plug some speakers in, put them right outside the door, and play the 'badger badger' flash nonstop (Or the numa numa flash, either is good, but the numa one needs the visuals, which requires a monitor in the room) as full bore. not reccomended for any serious length of time as he will likely start breaking things or go completely bonkers...

Shave one Eyebrow off.

buy a huge fake snake or spider (or whatever he is scared of) put it under the covers of his bed (it helps if he has more than one blanket on it) if he is anything like my sister and spiders he'll wet himself when he climbs into bed. i used this prank last year i brought a six inch wide fake trantula(sp) and put it under her pillow she found it screamed and started hitting her bed with a hammer. course then she came after me

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when me and my brother shared an apartment I was off one day and bored ( yea a bad sign) so I took a couple of rolls of tolet paper and filled his bedroom with streamers going from cealing to floor, but that was just the coverup. The real prank was a condom filled with some kind of gell ( I cant remember off hand it might have been vasaline) and put it under his covers. when he went to bed I heard a scream followed quickly by a very mad brother.

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