This is why mustantopians will never rule the world, their leader is a flake.:p

Perhaps, but he got away with sayin' "crotch rot", if I'd a knowed I could get way with that type o'vocab I wudda been shoore to lower the tone about 900 posts back. Much respect mustava.

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Dank House, Esquilaxitavia

Some three hundred or more heavy duty septic tanker trucks were reported to have been detailed to Dank House in a massive effort to purge the Royal burrow of recently accumulated matter. Neighboring property owners complained to the authorities about the excessive noise heard overnight as this pumping effort proceeded.

Dank House spokesman, Johnny Rain, this morning refused to confirm or deny the report and suggested that attention be redirected to the day's announcement of plans to make Dank House more accessible to the public by establishing a visitors' program.

Said Mr. Rain: "With global interests now sharply focused upon the Dire Leader, his Royal Flopsyness, Esquilax, it has become incumbent upon the throne to provide a better glimpse of the hitherto unseen and formerly divine personage that is itself, the Royal It."

When asked to confirm new reports of deliveries of several thousands of gallons of disinfectant and anti-microbial shampoo, Mr. Rain again declined to confirm or deny the indication.

Lies! All lies! Disinfectant is only present in the Burrow to protect the Rabbit-King from his mortal enemies; germs. They're everywhere, and they are out to get ye! What? Ye don't believe me? Just ask Howard Hughes (through a seance)!

*throws tear gas grenade into Esky's burrow* Let's see you deal with that you abominable hare-horse!

Edited by - meezookeewee on 6/1/2007 9:14:24 PM

*Emerges from haze with custom-made gas mask* Nice try. I don't know how you managed to get through my Chevalier and make it to the entrance, but it won't happen again. Excuse me, I have some orders to give. *Throws mouldy carrots at Mee and hops off*

*dodges moldy carrots and watches Esky hop onto a bear trap* Gotcha, you furry bastard!!:p As for what happened to your "Chavelier," I ran them over on the highway in my military humvee on my to your dirt mound, you heathen.

Pah, a likely story! And it is "Chevalier"! In any case, the Rabbit-King and his loyal subjects exist more in metaphysical realm, a place of concepts and ideas, than in reality. Hence, the only way to truly destroy Us would be to destroy Our ideological basis, and ye don't have the power. Ye cannot destroy an idea (or so they say), and there are few here that could take a good "stab" at it. No Mee, you can't win. After all, you don't even have your own country, army or loyal dogsbody (or dogsbodies). Acquire these things, and we will see...

Those things are immaterial. I'm much more powerful than you think. You think that you're the only one who exists in metaphysical realms? Think again, bunny boy. *summons lightening to zap Esky in the arse* Ha Ha!!! You think your battles with Taw are epic? You ain't seen nothin' yet! Our battle is just beginning.

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Much respect mustava.

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So we can zap an idea with lightning now? Well then I zap all your ideas with lightning and that makes me, by right of lightning zapping, Supreme Ruler of TLR World and all of her provinces; Esqulaxtivia, Tawakalnistan, The Kindgdom of Mustang, Daftopia and all the other miscellaneous nations that I can't remember. *brushes hands together* There we go, all wrapped up in a neat little package, now bring on the cocaine and hookers!



Edited by - Mustang on 6/3/2007 11:22:41 PM

Sorry, dude. My ideas are like, invincible and stuff. You can't stop me with my lightening staff of righteousness. Silly llama.:p Esquilaxitavia, Mustantopia, Daftopia will all be mine!! The only one that could pose a threat to my rule is Tawakalnistan, but Taw's cool. He could help me rid the TLR world of Esquilaxitavia, once and for all. Daftopia is well....daft. I can't have that. I'll not let the daft inherit the (TLR)Earth. *shakes fist at Nickless* Once all your nations are under MY command, I shall combine them into one nation under god(me) and name it Meezookowania. So, bring your daftiness, rabbits, llamas and what have you. Esquilax, defender of ginger beer, I defy you! *makes sign of the anti-rabbit*

Sorry folks..you've not accounted for one power that rules all and will conquer all.


The Silly side of the force!!!!!

And yes i have it at my command..."what about the dark side?" i hear you say?PAH!That's about as powerful as a cheap AAA battery and the light side? Don't get me started on that.

Become my apprentice and i shall you a power that no-one will ever be able to destroy.Together we will conquer these "states" and then the universe!!!!!!!!


(yeah i decided to come back into this topic)

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The only one that could pose a threat to my rule is Tawakalnistan

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Pfft...that tired old hack, you're weaker than I thought if that scraggly bearded bungler scares you. His true place is in the back of a rusty train carridge, stinking of his own filth and grumbling about the good old days that were never really that good and aren't really that old.

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Become my apprentice

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*chortle* Apprentice....the impertinence! I've been fight'n this war as long as there has been a war...apprentice indeed! Pah!