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This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:52 pm

gah, there I was thinking it will be an interesting topic about medieval equipment...oh well..

I keep getting them on weekly basis!! The worst part is that, I get one from all my friends.Each person forwards it to everyone in their address book, and than all those people forward it to all in their book...by the time day is over, its a living hell!! Especialy those reply in 15 secs, lol I am gonna need 15 secs just to delete em all..

anyways, here is the latest one...I must admit, this one is the best one yet


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1Start with 100%, and take away 1 % for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list.

1.Smoked.
2.Drank alcohol.
3.Cried when someone died.
4.Been drunk.
5.Had sex.
6.Been to a concert.
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9.Been verbally sexually harassed.
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom.
16.Cried at school.
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18.Went streaking.
19.Given a lap dance.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23.Kissed a stranger.
24.Hugged a stranger.
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car.
27.Gotten an xray.
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party.
30.Done drugs.
31.Played strip poker.
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone.
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn.
37.Watched porn.
38.Made porn.
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love.
41.Frenched kissed.
42.Laughed so hard you cried.
43.Cried yourself to sleep.
44.Laughed yourself to sleep.
45.Stabbed yourself.
46.Shot a gun.
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50.Watched an animal die.
51.Watched a person die.
52.Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53.Pranked somebody.
54.Put somebody in the hospital.
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Dressed punk.
58.Dressed goth.
59.Dressed preppy.
60.Been to a motocross race.
61.Avoided somebody.
62.Been stalked.
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity.
65.Played an instrument.
67.Ridden a horse.
68.Cut yourself.
69.Bungee jumped.
70.Ding dong ditched somebody.
71.Been to a wild party.
72.Got caught stealing something.
73.Kicked a guy in the balls.
74.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
75.Went out with your friend's crush.
76.Got arrested.
77.Been pregnant.
78.Babysat.
79.Been to another country.
80.Started your house on fire.
81.Had an encounter with a ghost.
82.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
83.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
84.Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
85.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
86.Sat on your ass all day.
87.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
88.Had a job.
89.Gotten cut from a sports team.
90.Been called a whore.
91.Danced like a whore.
92.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
93.Been in a car accident.
94.Been told you have beautiful eyes.
95.Been told you have beautiful hair.
96.Raped somebody.
97.Danced in the rain.
98.Been rejected.
99.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
100.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face </font>


EDIT--changed code to quote

Edited by - Leonhart on 10/25/2005 1:54:16 PM

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:14 am

@Aravis: I second that emotion! Who believes in such mumbo-jumbo? Seriosuly?

@Leonhart: ... Purely in the name of science, I did that test... Is it a good or bad sign I ended up with having done 75 of the things?

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:29 am

lol I'm not sure, but it makes me feel better when I admit that I scored 82

damn purity tests...they're always biased against people who've been to university

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:51 am

Well the rabbit can's score 100% Number 88 is a sure fire way to trip him up.

Considering the fact that answering yes to some of those choices would be morally reprehensible you had best not brag. I would highlight number 98 as a prime example.

Personally I counted about 70 (having lost count twice) but I was not quite sure how to interpret number 67.

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:00 am

lol. you dddiiiirrrty diiiiirty man

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:48 am

where is - 66 ??

"take away 1% for everything you´ve done" - that means: the less points the "better". I am somewhere in the low dirties, sorry: thirties

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:45 am

how old are you zazie?

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:04 am

How old are you? That can hardly be 66 can it?

Perhaps we should have a thread on "66" suggestions. If nothing else it would keep us dirty lowlife types off the streets for a while.

My suggestion would be a subtle rewrite of 67. A change of perspective if you will.

EDIT: ...say no more!

Edited by - druid on 10/26/2005 9:10:13 AM

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:30 am

maybe the author was enjoying himself too much thinking about number 66, that he actually simply couldn't stop his hands shaking enough to type it

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:10 am


92.Been mistaken for a celebrity.

Me! Me! Me! Next to the usual Harry Potters, there was this girl who thought that I looked like Elijah Wood (not the Hobbit version).

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:08 pm

blimey... I have a score of 13..

and im only 22 years old, and haven't been to University...

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:12 pm

you guys do some great threads hehe I only scored 10% excluding 66 of course

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 5:03 pm

Druid - Lies! I had a job... once. *Wipes eyes and hops away*

Loc - University is overrated. Trust me. *Goes back to studying for Masters*

Edited by - esquilax on 10/26/2005 6:05:41 PM

Post Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:15 am

'You were gone ?' for only a couple of hours and what happens ? A new thread is born hehe. Never intended such a (r)evolution .

For all of you asking about my age.
Hints: The year I was born was one of the best vintages of all time in French wine (Burgundy especially). I it was a great relief for me when (more than two years ago) I read in other threads that there are other elderly statesmen around here - Hi FD btw .

But I am deeply shocked and terribly embarassed about someone is even considering I am already 66 *shivers and shakes walking stick*

Edited by - zazie on 10/27/2005 2:16:17 AM

Post Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:09 am

Don't worry Zaz, I do not hink that you are anywhere near 66... closer to 6 in my opinion . *Catches strange looks* What? Someone had to say it! He walked right into that one!

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