I love it when a plans comes togeather. - Hannabl Smith

"We tried it once your way Kahn, are you game for a rematch?" "Kahn, I'm laughing at the superior intellect" - James T. Kirk

"Logic, logic, logic. No more talk of it or else." Amanda Sarek
"Mother seems highly emotional" Spock
"She has always been this way" Sarek
"Indeed, then why did you marry her?" Spock
"At the time, it seemed the Logical thing to do." Sarek TOS

you guys are all missing the classic trekky quote:

"fascinating"- spock in various movies and episodes.

and of course these:

"Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -- Kirk (Elaan of Troyius)


"Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all." -- Scotty, explaining how he got rid of the tribbles (The Trouble With Tribbles)


"Please, Spock, do me a favor ... 'n' don't say it's `fascinating'..." -- Dr. McCoy

* "No... but it is... interesting..." -- Spock (The Ultimate Computer)


- Spock, remind me to tell you that I'm sick and tired of your logic!
- That is a most illogical attitude.
McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo Seven."


- What do I have to do to convince you [I am human?
- Die!
- Very clever, Worf. Eaten any good books lately?
Q and Worf, "Déjà Q."


- I can't relieve my entire senior staff! Mr Worf beat you to it.
Picard to LaForge, "Starship Mine."


- Worf, we were walking barefoot on the beach, with balalaika music in the air, an ocean breeze washing over us, stars in the sky, a full moon rising... and the most you can say is 'stimulating' ?!
- It was... very stimulating.
Troi and Worf, "All Good Things..."


- Evaluation, Mr. Spock?
- Fascinating.
Kirk and Spock.


- Heading, sir?
- Out there... thataway.
Helmsman and Kirk.


- Stand by to receive our transmission. [Sotto voce: Mr. Sulu, lock phasers on target.
Kirk, "transmitting data" to the USS Reliant.


- Where are we going?
- Where they went. -
- Suppose they went nowhere?
- Then this could be your chance to get away from it all.
Kirk and McCoy.



- How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock?
Captain Stiles to bridge.


- Ah, Mr Scott. I understand you are having difficulties with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repairs?
- There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!
- Mr Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their discriminating footwear, and we will never see the Captain or Dr McCoy alive again.
- Could take weeks, sir!
Spock and Scott.


- I can't believe I kissed you!
- It must have been you life-long ambition.
Kirk and a Changeling who has assumed the captain's shape.


- Captain, we both know that I am not human.
- Spock, wanna know something? Everybody's human!
- I find that remark... insulting.
Spock and Kirk.


- Computer, remove the plank!
[Loud splash
- Number One, that's retract the plank, not remove the plank.
- Of course, sir. [Shouting over the rail Sorry!
Riker and Picard when Riker "accidentally" makes Worf fall into the water on the Holodeck.


- You do remember how to fire phasers?
Riker to the newly arrived Worf.


- Please state the nature of the medical emergency?
- Twenty Borg are about to break through that door! We need time to get out of here; create a diversion!
- This isn't part of my program! I am a doctor, not a doorstop!
Holo Doc and Crusher.

some more:

"Now's as good a time as any to tell you. Your ceiling is hideous" -- Neelix (Phage)

"You're on your way to being normal -- although I'm not sure how normal applies to a species who suppress all their emotions" -- The Doctor (Meld)

There's coffee in that nebula!" -- Janeway (The Cloud)

Who's been holding up the damn elevator?" -- McCoy (Star Trek II)

"Don't call me Tiny." -- Sulu (Star Trek III)

"Oh, I am sorry, Doctor. Were we having a good time?" -- Spock, after trying to sing "Row Row Row Your Boat" (Star Trek V)

If I were human, I believe the correct response would be 'Go to Hell'" -- Spock'

"You Klingons never do anything small, do you?" -- Riker

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance -Thomas Jefferson and the out of work pilot in the beginning of WCIV

...they'll never get that antiquated wreck to fly -Leader Desslock

and the best " I drank i WHAT?!? /i" -Socrates

Some classics of W.C.Fields
(If the younger generation does not know him: run into next Video/DVD-shop or library - and laugh, shocked ...)

"Everything I do is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."

Fields did not really like drinking - ehhrm- WATER:
"Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water"
Why not:
"Fish f*ck in it."

"I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law."
WC: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible."

"Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of."

"Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh."

"Your mother was a hamster, and your grandfather smelt of elderberries!"-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"He's a freak, ladies and gentlemen! He's a freak!"

We have this plastered on the walls of our offices at work:

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Origin Unknown

"When you're having a bad day at work and someone gets you down - remember:

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 23 to smile, and only 4 to extend your fist and smack them in the mouth"

From the "ode to work" (the rest is available on request).

Data: "You conform to manufacturer's standards doctor"
Doctor: "Thanks data, when i see him i'll let him know"

"First it was the Cardasians, then it was the Dominion, now its the Klingons!!! - Quark (Way of the warior)

"I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it!" - Anon

"I suggest a new strategy R2... Let the wookie win!" - C3-PO (Star Wars)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" - Chief Brodie (Jaws)

"One giant step... ON Mankind!" - Destroy all Humans (PS2) advert

"I get to see some beautiful scenery... y'know, trees and stuff." - Cameron Poe (Con Air)

"Yeah, but WHAT have the ROMANS ever done for US?" - Reg (Life of Brian)

ANything Tony Blair ever says is funny!!! And George W too,

i have a nice quote...but it's probably not for show on these forums. i bet it will ring some bells if i say this though: Kanya West.

Call me stupid but...it doesn't ring even a little bell here.

"Ah,lonestar...i see ur schwartz is as big as mine *looks down*"-Spaceballs

DS9Phoenix, it's more of an American thing, look out for online videos concerning Kanye West and the Katrina Aid Appeal