"I hate quotations, tell me what you know."- Kurt Weisenfeld

You know you have sirious problems when youve memorized all your doctors numbers
-My Mom, today

i havent expeirienced enough life to tell yet

The Triple-Entente of Procrastination:

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today." Not happening.

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow." Now we're getting somewhere.

"Never put off until tomorrow what can be avoided altogether." I'll go for that.

Revenge is a dish that is best served cold---Khan, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

---"Open the Pod Bay doors, Hal, and I'll give you a cookie."

It's a queen, she'll breed, you'll die....any questions? LT. Ellen Ripply

got sooo many, dunno by whom they are tho...but a few favourites...

Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

If you think things can't get worse, its probably because you lack sufficient imagination

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candle light

Smile, tomorrow will be worse

You can go a long way with a smile; you can go an even longer way with a smile and a gun

I'm objective, I object to everything

SAve the earth, its the only place with chocolate

I like cats...they taste like chicken

No sense in being pessimistic, it won't work in anyway

Carpe Carpem

Avoid fruits and nuts, you are what you eat



OK, so it's more than a few, but its difficult to choose.

Treason doth never prosper; what's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.
-Ovid

As crazy as hauling timber into the woods.
-Horace

If you must break the law, do it to seize power; in all other cases observe it.
-Julius Caesar

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde

Of course America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.
-Oscar Wilde

"If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera". -Lewis Hine

"Photographers are painters with A.D.D" Chris Weeks

*Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me..! Julius Caesar

(as played by Kenneth Williams in Carry on Cleo )


Edited by - Tawakalna (Reloaded) on 8/30/2005 2:39:18 PM

[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite" "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum" Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

Nice work, ff. I had just used that one last night.

While we're talking about latin, something my Latin teacher gave us as a phrase: Semper ubi sub ubi.

Computer quotes?

Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy name. Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, In kernel as it is in user!

Latin?

Subsisto Sermo Statim (Stop Talking Now)

Physics?

There once was a fencer named Frisk,
whose movement exceedingly brisk
so quick was his action
the Fitzgerald Contraction
reduced his rapier to a disc

Last but no least, my favourite:

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

(This site is best viewed with your eyes open)

Neuromancer- your quote is incomplete!

Khan: "Revenge is a dish best served cold. And it is very cold in space."