Wagner= stronger drug than alcohol
Watch fat, balding men and women rolling around in white pajamas barking songs at each other for five hours straight (The Canadian Opera Company's production of Seigfried, the third opera in Wagner's 26 hour long Ring Cycle). The acting was fine, the music was amazing, etc. ETC. ETC...IT WAS JUST FIVE HOURS TOO LONG!!
But an entire hour of love duets between two obese vikings...? Every single member of the audience was dying . That fat Valkyrie wouldn't shut up!!
In any case, last night every single member of my school who attended was nearly crazy. Truly drunk off the music. And besides, I have a migraine today and I'm blaming Wagner. His music I am now sure could be substituted for alcohol and no one would know the difference in the psychological effect. HIS MUSIC SHOULD BE AN ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE!!!