Esq., to quote so many people: "They won't get me alive!".
If school ever becomes that important so they have to implant chips to fight truancy, I'll ask for some soma. Seriously, though, life's too short to worry about stuff like that. I have friends who flip out over stupid stuff like "Oh my god, my cell phone has sticky stuff on it!" and "You tore my paper autographed by *insert random unknown person here*". Sure, I'm not against having a clean cell phone or getting someone's autograph, but If your entire life revolves around that, You have problems.
If school ever becomes that important so they have to implant chips to fight truancy, I'll ask for some soma. Seriously, though, life's too short to worry about stuff like that. I have friends who flip out over stupid stuff like "Oh my god, my cell phone has sticky stuff on it!" and "You tore my paper autographed by *insert random unknown person here*". Sure, I'm not against having a clean cell phone or getting someone's autograph, but If your entire life revolves around that, You have problems.