Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:04 pm by Boscoe
One of the funniest comedians ever. People say I do a pretty good impression of him. The last time I saw him, he had me keeled over with this one:
"They put me on this new diet, Viagra and Prune Juice......
Now I can't tell if I'm coming or going!"
Some other classics:
"My wife likes to talk during sex...just last night she called me from the motel room!"
"My kid, I tell ya, I tried to talk to him about the birds and the bees....he told me about my wife and the butcher!"
"My Wife, I tell ya, during sex she has a favorite position...facing Bloomingdales!"
"I went to a psychiatrist, I said 'Doc, I'm having nightmares my wife isn't coming home til 3 or 4 AM'....He said, No, you're crazy, I had her home at 2:30!"
God bless you Jacob Cohen (his real name)
a few more:
"I was such an ugly baby the Doctor slapped my mother!"
"Last week my house caught fire, My wife told my kids to shut up so they don't wake their father!"
"Last week may fan club broke up...the guy died!"
"I was an ugly kid, boy, I asked a cop where I could find my parents...he said "I don't know, there so many places to hide!"
"I told the waiter I like my steak the same way I have sex, very rare!"
Respect at last, Mr. Dangerfield, you will be missed.
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The Next Thing I Say To You Will Be True
The Last Thing I Said Was False
