Quote of the Week:

Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:03 am by cardam|ne

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Mine would have to be one that was said to my 14-year old sister at school:

Evil Girl = If you had no feet would you wear shoes?
Sister = No you dumbass...
Evil Girl = Then why do you wear a bra?

Or:

Q: Why is a Wonderbra called a Wonderbra?
A: Because she takes it off and you Wonder where they went...

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Edited by - cardam/ne on 10/6/2004 6:03:28 AM

Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:39 am by Heltak

Points to sig

Wed Oct 06, 2004 5:51 am by gromit

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein

A quality quote for a designer

Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:51 am by cyperl

I like these ones:

Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Edited by - cyperl on 10/6/2004 7:53:11 AM

Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:01 am by freighter fighter

They couldnt hit an elephant from this dist-

A general in the american civil war remarking that the other sides snipers couldnt hit him.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:44 am by Chips

Wasn't too long ago i posted this:

Einstein:

There are two things that are infinite:

The universe
The stupidity of humans

.........we may be able to disprove the former one day.

Churchill - upon being told he was drunk by a woman:

Woman: You sir, are drunk!
Churchil: And you ma'am, are ugly. However, on the morro i will be sober!

Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:51 am by DSQrn

god i love churchill here is mine

here is something i find amusing

One kid is kicking another i aproach

Me: stop kicking him
Kicking kid: No!
Kicked Kid: your fat
Kicking kid: Hey!!!! *more kicking*
Me: she will not listen to reason
Kicked kid: Fat people dont list to reason they listen to there stomachs!

might not be funny to you guys but it makes me laugh, here is another

One kid is punching other kids, he comes up to me.

Me: keep your fingers to yourself
Puncher: This is a thumb (then he jabs the thumb into my eye

Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:53 am by Arcon

i just crapped blood, those were freaking amazing, write some more NOW god damnit.

Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:36 pm by DSQrn

what were the best? i like churchhills the best

Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:50 pm by Godlike Entity

might not be funny to you guys but it makes me laugh, here is another

seems like you do find it funny then :p

Edited by - Godlike Entity on 10/6/2004 2:50:27 PM

Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:53 pm by mustang

Here's another of Churchills

Woman: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: Madam if you were my wife, i'd drink it!

Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:03 pm by Aceaz

If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you

If money isn't everything, then why does everything have a cost?

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.

and now, no more...

Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:14 pm by Tawakalna

"Woman: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: Madam if you were my wife, i'd drink it!"

I thought that was Groucho Marx?

Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:18 pm by DSQrn

Chruchill might of used it but thats a oldie oh and GD i do find it funny what i mean is you guys might not

Edited by - [UTFDSQrn on 10/6/2004 4:30:24 PM

Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:25 pm by Indy11

Yeah, Groucho. As in: "I wouldn't want to join a club that would have me as member." or "Quitting somking is easy. I've done it thousands of times."

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