It''s not my fault! Honest!
Let me give you an example; unless explicitly stated otherwise IT IS NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER YOUR FAULT if **** happens in some way or another. It seems to be the latest fashion to sue people for all their worth because they (stupidly) ASSumed people had a plank length of common sense and didn't put some sort of disclaimer.
CASE STUDY 1: Someone spills Starbucks coffee on their legs, and scalds themselves. This person shifts from being an unfortunate someone to some idiot (or genius depending on how you look at it) when they get the idea of suing Starbucks because they didn't put a warning on their coffee cups saying the coffee would be hot and he had no way of knowing the coffee could scald him . Let's take a look at this; the cups are made of insulating material (styrofoam?) but clearly some heat is going to escape. Inevitably, a lot of steam or heat will come out of the top of the cup anyway, and the cup bottom is slightly thinner than the top so heat is going to get out of there. In short, you would have to have no heat sense in your hands NOT to be able to deduce that the product was hot.
Oh, by the way, he won and got more money than your average Western person will earn in a lifetime.
CASE STUDY 2: Remember when Janet Jackson (I think) 'let slip' during some awards ceremony on MTV? Well, some genius (or idiot depending on your perspective) woman decided to sue MTV for being "embarressed". Good grief! If I sued for every time I was acutely embarressed I would have ALL the money in the world . MTV managed to get out of this one without any "May contain scenes of embarressment" warnings by putting a slight time delay to allow the censor blur to go to work. Phew! Hooray for them!
I noticed recently just how many "Personal Injury Solicitors" (semi-PC for lawsuit lawyers, PC for money-grubbing scum) etc there are being advertised. And not only is it disturbing, but it also makes me sad. One group (shan't point fingers) actually showed someone checking pavement slabs in a street! Aaah! Someone is suing a council because they tripped in the street!?!, how cheap is that! This is one step towards the Nanny State, but it's not the government who are instigating this, it's innocent industries trying to cover all angles of stupidity. The only trouble is that idiots are so ingenious.
Damn, I talk far too much, if you're still reading this then congratulations.
I'm not evil, just morally challenged
Edited by - The Evil Thing on 9/20/2004 12:47:09 PM