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The Confused Philosopher

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

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Wazoo_22

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:22 am

The Confused Philosopher

The Confused Philosopher is based on the Royal Canadian Air Farce clips of the same name. The Fictitious Philosopher asks Rhetorical (don't answer) questions to make you laugh.some readers may be unitentionaly offended. this is like the Comics in the Lancers reactor newspaper. now without furthur ado, The Confused Philosopher.
"Ever wonder, when you lose weight, where does it go?"
"If there's corn in Corn Flakes, and rice in Rice Krispies, what's in Captain Crunch?"
Why is toilet paper perforated the way it is? does anybody use just one?"
"would they still have to call it the White House if the secret service played Paint Gun wars in their spare time?

This has been The confused Philosopher

"I'd like to try Paintgun Wars."


So, what do you think?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic

kimk

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:41 am

i totally dont get it.

Indy11

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:46 am

Belongs in here, I think

~Corsair#01~

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:17 am

I'm not sure I get the point of the thread- is it so that we can post our own rhetorical questions or what?

___Corsair~MMIV

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We Made It!

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 8:05 am

I get it. Not that it's gut-wrenchingly funny, just mildly risible. The "observations" are the slightly leftfield, pointless sort like "why do blind people bother wearing sunglasses?" "why do you only see single shoes lying in the road, what happened to the other one?" - that sort of thing.

Wazoo_22

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:36 am

Well, do you have any suggestions?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic

freighter fighter

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:36 am

yes, put this in the comical etc thread

RILMS

Post Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:05 pm

Ah RCAF....so much fun. And I know the skit your talking about.

I'd suggest you find more and then put it in the comical thread.

Life: No one gets out alive.

zlo

Post Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:51 am

Agreed, RILMS, I find it funny, but it belongs in the comicalamusingetc thread. The mods could perform the "whoosh" or whatever action

Life is sexually transmitted

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